[Cool Guy]

A priest was seated next to Ex-President Clinton on a recent flight. After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders.

The Ex-President asked for a whisky & soda, and the flight attendant asked the priest if he would also like a drink. The priest replied in disgust, "Ma'am, I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore than let liquor touch these lips!"

The Ex-President then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't know there was a choice..."

[Puppage]

Why don't Pakistanis play hockey? Because when they go into the corner, they open a convenience store.

[CRAW]

Lady Craw and Myself LOL

[Gracey]

The Ex-President then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't know there was a choice..."

LMAO Too funny!!!!

[GOPJ]

bump

[Jet Jaguar]

That’s good!

A priest was seated next to Ex-President Clinton on a recent flight. After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders.

The Ex-President asked for a whisky & soda, and the flight attendant asked the priest if he would also like a drink. The priest replied in disgust, “Ma’am, I’d rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore than let liquor touch these lips!”

The Ex-President then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, “I’m sorry, I didn’t know there was a choice...”