Why don't the Chinese have phone books?
Because they have so many "Wings" and "Wongs", everyone's afraid they'll wing the wong number.
A man walks into a chinese laundry named McNalley's and asks the owner why if he is chinese did he name his laundry McNalley's? The chinese man explains that years ago as he entered the U.S. he was in a long line and the inspector would question each person, name, country of origin, etc. and the man just before him was asked his name, "McNalley" he said. So when they ask for my name I tell them Sam Ting. So they write McNalley.
I know. Sorry