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It was the first night of the young newlyweds' honeymoon and they started to get undressed in front of each other for the first time. (This is an old joke). The groom took off his shoes and socks.

"Oh my God," exclaimed the bride. "What happened to your toes? They're so deformed. I've never seen anything like it!"

"Oh, that's nothing," said the groom. "When I was a boy I had Toe-lio."

"Do you mean, polio?" asked the bride.

"No, Toe-lio," said the groom.

Next, the groom removed his trousers.

"My God! Your knees," gasped the bride. "What happended to your knees?"

"Oh, they're fine," replied the groom. "I just had a case of the Kneesles once, that's all."

"Do you mean the measles?" asked the bride. "No, the Kneesles," repeated the groom.

Next, the groom pulled off his underwear.

"Let me guess," said the bride with a disappointed look on her face. "Small c____s?" (Rhymes with pox)