"If You Wanna Git Bill Clinton..."
(To be sung to the Ozark Mountain Daredevils' "If You Wanna Get To Heaven...")
(Skeeter Johnson on harp...Mudboy on Irish Fife...)
I never read it in the papers...I never saw it on the news...
I heard it on Rush Limbaugh...on AM radio...
If you hate the Waco Slaughter...
You gotta help FReep fer a spell!!
If you wanna git Bill Clinton...
We gotta RAISE A LOTTA HELL!!! Yeah...
I FReep...therefore, I AM!!
Folks, I feel Right in my soul...
Won'tcha meet me at the White House?!
Let's INDICT!! We'll reach our goal!!
If you wanna know a secret...
You got to promise not to tell!!
Right's gonna now CONVICT Bill Clinton...
We're gonna put Slick in a cell!!
(MUD harpin' like the dickens!!!)
I never thought it'd be this easy...
I never thought it'd be this fun...
But we FReeped Truth on Rush Limbaugh...
Now, we got T-MAC on the run!!
If you fear Country's in danger...
We gotta take down Left's AlphaMale!!
Folks, we're gonna git Bill Clinton...
We'll DETHRONE his Soul to HELL!!!
(MUD harpin' fer his dinner!!!)
Folks, we're gonna git Bill Clinton...
FReepers, gonna git Bill Clinton!!!
Gonna send Slick straight to Prison!!!
Folks, it's SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!!!!
FReegards...MUD
"No man can know what power he can call rightly his unless he presses a little."
Robert Frost, notebook entry, 1913
1 Posted on 08/07/2000 21:11:04 PDT by Mudboy Slim ('Cuz Justice is worth fightin' fer!!)
flashback...MUD
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