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Vanity: Worst Baby Names
11/26/01

Posted on 11/26/2001 9:13:15 AM PST by Phantom Lord

Alright, this is a total vanity. I didn't post it under "Breaking News" so relax.

My mother and aunts have been pestering my wife and I about when we are going to have children. Lately, we have taken to coming up with the worst possible names for babies and telling them we are considering names first. Well, they get real upset with some of them and even get angry with us for even considering them.

My mother in law is coming down for Christmas and it is inevitable that when she, my mother, and my aunts get together they will gang up on us about having kids. So, what I need from my fellow FReepers is a good list of really bad baby names to suggest to them as names we are considering. You help and creativity is greatly appreciated.

Oh, the last name is Terwilliger if that helps at all.


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603 posted on 12/05/2001 9:46:12 PM PST by Southflanknorthpawsis
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To: Phantom Lord
In an unabashed debt to the "Addams Family Values" movie....

"Pubert"

604 posted on 12/05/2001 10:05:35 PM PST by Big Dan
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To: Phantom Lord
bump
605 posted on 02/14/2002 10:23:25 AM PST by Denver Ditdat
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To: Chemnitz
There was indeed an Ima Hogg - she was a Houston-area socialite and charity benefactress - but the existence of Eura has been disproven.

Still, "Ima Hogg" is a great name.
606 posted on 02/14/2002 10:29:05 AM PST by Xenalyte
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To: Eva
I see your Uriah Wesley, and I raise you my aunt Albertina Alaska. Her sister was named Rosebud. Honest to God.
607 posted on 02/14/2002 10:30:58 AM PST by Xenalyte
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To: Phantom Lord
if we started suggesting names like Shaneequa (sp?)

With names like Shaneequa, "sp?" doesn't matter.

608 posted on 02/14/2002 10:32:19 AM PST by krb
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To: Phantom Lord
the worst possible names for babies

Cheese, Moose.

I do like the sound of 'Magilla Terwilliger'.

609 posted on 02/14/2002 10:39:35 AM PST by Eddeche
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To: Eddeche
I love it! Just emailed it to my wife.
610 posted on 02/14/2002 10:43:06 AM PST by Phantom Lord
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To: Phantom Lord
The worst name of an individual I knew personally - Aarley Odle, a high school classmate.

Being the kind, compassionate souls teenagers tend to be, we pronounced his first name with a gutteral, pirate-like "ARRRrrrrrrrrr".

611 posted on 02/14/2002 10:44:57 AM PST by Denver Ditdat
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To: Phantom Lord
I love it! Just emailed it to my wife.

Cool !

Mr. Peebles would be proud ;-)

612 posted on 02/14/2002 10:46:51 AM PST by Eddeche
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To: Phantom Lord
Tiffany, Muffy, Buffy. Fauntleroy, Clinton, and Uranus.
613 posted on 02/14/2002 10:58:28 AM PST by pankot
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To: pankot
You should be carefull about putting Clinton and Uranus so close together....
614 posted on 02/14/2002 11:51:25 AM PST by Outlaw76
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To: Outlaw76
Horace or Hortense?
615 posted on 02/14/2002 11:55:25 AM PST by Carolinamom
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To: Phantom Lord
Helmut Stahlhelm & Tyrone Calzone come to mind. How about Bolec Poopeck?
617 posted on 02/14/2002 12:25:00 PM PST by SgtSki
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To: Xenalyte
Ura Scholar. I checked on the Internet and found many sites agreeing with you about Ima Hogg but arguing against Ura, Eura, and Hesa. I remember reading that there were two daughters, so that shows how long a bad piece of information can lie dormant in a brain. Call me Morolytus, destroyed by fools.
618 posted on 02/14/2002 2:00:05 PM PST by Chemnitz
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To: Xenalyte
Uriah Wesley's brother's name was Delbert, and Delbert's son was Orlin.
619 posted on 02/14/2002 9:07:27 PM PST by Eva
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To: Eva
Oh, my goodness. That's almost too much to bear!
620 posted on 02/14/2002 9:17:07 PM PST by Xenalyte
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