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Vanity: Worst Baby Names
11/26/01

Posted on 11/26/2001 9:13:15 AM PST by Phantom Lord

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To: Phantom Lord
Wolfgang is a GREAT name for a little boy....and Wolf for a Big boy......

Couldn't wait to name my first that...

21 posted on 11/26/2001 9:23:33 AM PST by hobbes1
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To: Phantom Lord
Jacob is a good name.

But bad names, hmm...

"Clinton" is the worst I can think of, but I think they'd be onto you.

Beaureguard. Rastus. Rollo. Mehitabel. Abercrombie. Shmuel. Shlomo. Aloysius. Raffles. Haaken. Griselda. Rabindranath. Poindexter. Liberace. Ebeneezer. Obadiah.

Or the one I proposed for my son Jake: Asabee (pronounced ASS-uh-bay). It's a Pennsylvania Dutch name.

22 posted on 11/26/2001 9:23:36 AM PST by Physicist
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To: Phantom Lord
No-brainer: Osama.
23 posted on 11/26/2001 9:23:43 AM PST by Viet Vet in Augusta GA
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To: Phantom Lord
By far, the worst name for a male child: "Bruthie"
24 posted on 11/26/2001 9:23:48 AM PST by null and void
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Any of the Jackson Family names should get them to quiet down...

TITO

25 posted on 11/26/2001 9:24:00 AM PST by alisasny
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To: Phantom Lord
Latrina for a girl and Nosmo'king for a boy.
27 posted on 11/26/2001 9:24:32 AM PST by ar10
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To: Phantom Lord
Osama and Hillary? Nice name for twins maybe? *ROFL*
28 posted on 11/26/2001 9:24:48 AM PST by Happygal
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Oglethorpe Laden III
29 posted on 11/26/2001 9:24:49 AM PST by A Navy Vet
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To: Phantom Lord
I had a great-aunt named Clydie Belle. Can't get much worse than that. And my maternal grandfathers first name was Gratz.
30 posted on 11/26/2001 9:24:54 AM PST by Non-Sequitur
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To: alisasny
Colton.
31 posted on 11/26/2001 9:24:59 AM PST by Creightongrad
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To: Phantom Lord
Why not name your baby IUMA!

Name Your Baby IUMA!
Winners!

32 posted on 11/26/2001 9:25:01 AM PST by Incorrigible
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To: Phantom Lord
How's Terri William Terwilliger or Terry Will Terwilliger. That should drive people nuts.
33 posted on 11/26/2001 9:25:11 AM PST by oyez
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To: Phantom Lord
Girls names are easy. Just think of all those great aunts you have. How about Geraldine Esther, Adelheide, Gertrude, Agnes, Josephine, Agatha, Henrietta.

For boys start with "h", Harold, Howard, Heinrich. Then add some names to get your kid beat up with. Norman, Freddy, Oscar, Oliver.

I wanted to name a son Phineas, but my husband wasn't up for it. There's always Erasmus, Obidiah, and Silas.

Good Luck.

34 posted on 11/26/2001 9:25:33 AM PST by Betty Jane
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To: Happygal
Nothing really. It just doesn't go with Terwilliger, and it brings instantly to mind a stereotypical Irish Drunkard.
35 posted on 11/26/2001 9:25:38 AM PST by Loopy
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To: Phantom Lord
Well, here's my contribution.

Went to school with a girl named Ignacita,

also lived close to a guy named Peter Holder (Ha Ha)

or any of the following: Beula, Bertha, Winona, Ashley (boy), Osama, Regis

36 posted on 11/26/2001 9:25:45 AM PST by TwoBear
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To: Physicist
Throatwarbler Mangrove Whistlestop Winklestein.
37 posted on 11/26/2001 9:25:55 AM PST by Lazamataz
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To: Phantom Lord
For girls you could go with the ever popular Ashley, Lauren, Madison, Taylor, Destiny or the like. For boys you could try to match those names with Biff, Buff, that type of thing, but nobody gives a boy a name like that. Perhaps Rupert? Logan? Chase?

Your last name makes it harder. We have one that has endless combinations with other words. We terrorized our relatives with the first kid. They don’t ask anymore. ;-)

Perhaps you could go with something from current events? Osama, Mullah, or Omar? Blair? Rummy?

patent  +AMDG

38 posted on 11/26/2001 9:26:06 AM PST by patent
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To: alisasny
LOL!

How are you..... good I hope!

39 posted on 11/26/2001 9:26:20 AM PST by Dog
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To: Physicist; Phantom Lord
Jacob means "deceiver"

Ichabod means "the Glory (of God) has departed"

Biblical names, but not the best meanings.

40 posted on 11/26/2001 9:26:30 AM PST by Jerry_M
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