Anyone for some "Newspeak" Christmas carols???

self | 11/24/01 | self

[Preech1]

Ok everybody...here's the deal. Last year everyone who had any talent or sense of humor remembers the comparisons between Algore and the Grinch...right?

Well, fellow FReepers, let's see what you've got this year. It can be anything from a whole song to just a title.

Perhaps a loving rendition of "Afghans roasting on an Open Fire" or something less newsworthy but using doublespeak, like "Frosty the Thermally deficient precipitation person".

Whatever it is, lets have some fun...

[alcuin]

16: LOL.

[uvular]

Over the mountains and through the caves, to Al Queda's yurt we go

I'm dreaming of some Red Poppies

Feliz Jalabad

[alcuin]

The Twelve Days of Sweeps Week

One anchor, canting . .

Two "experts," ranting . .

Three peeps, at asses . .

Or do I repeat myself?

[MoralSense]

LOL! Finally, a song satirist who can actually hear, scan, and write!

[MinuteGal]

Here's what I want to see during the twelve days of Christmas:

A partridge in Bin Ladin's tea

Two indicted doves

Three French chickens

Four calling Thunderbirds

Five Golden Eagle wings

Six appeasers praying

Seven khans oy-vehing

Eight raids a-coming

Nine Humvees humming

Ten snipers sniping

Eleven warlords weeping

Twelve freepers freeping

And a cartridge in Bin Ladens goatee!

Leni

[MadIvan]

Hark the Herald, Rumsfield sings:
"Let's go get the big brass ring.
"Osama's deep in the ground
"But shortly he will be found."

"Joyful then our troops will rise
"With support from the skies
"Bye Osama, and fare thee well
"As our troops send you to Hell

Hark the Herald, Rumsfeld sings
"Camel jockey's dead with a badda-bing!"


Regards, Ivan

FreeBritannia.co.uk

[Fiddlstix]

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[Gasshog]

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[Loyalist]

Omar, the one-eyed mullah
Had a very tiny brain
And if you ever saw him
You would think he'd gone insane.

All of the other imams
Used to laugh and call him names.
They'd never let poor Omar
Join in their buzkashi games.

Then one hajj in Al-Makah
Allah came to say
"Omar, scholar of Qu'ran
Won't you run Afghanistan?"

Then all the Afghans feared him
As he shouted out with glee
"Omar, the one-eyed mullah
Will make Islamic history!"

[MinuteGal]

LOL!

[PoisedWoman]

Slay Ride

FOTFLMAO. You go, girl!

[SmithW]

waay coool! seriously :D

[SmithW]

good stuff! :D

[Gasshog]

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[Silly]

White Winter
by Al Gore
(sing to the tune of White Christmas)

I'm dreaming of a White Winter.
The Hotel Fairfax was aglow.
When we kids got nervous,
We called Room Service,
Or watched porters shovel snow.

I'm dreaming of a White Winter,
With every faith-based card I write.
They are inoffensive and trite,
'Cause the DNC is so uptight.

by Silly