Posted on 11/24/2001 4:24:05 AM PST by Oldeconomybuyer
Edited on 04/13/2004 2:39:06 AM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]
If his plane is hijacked, Don Detrich wants the attackers to know he will consider it his "patriotic duty to get up from my seat and kick ass."
As founder of the fledgling Flight Watch Hijacking Resistance League, Detrich has urged airline passengers to fight back, using weapons from ballpoint pens to beverage carts. As his message has spread from his Web site to media outlets from coast to coast, he's heard from dozens of potential recruits eager to get on board.
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.....and arminians LOL - dammit - if youre going to whomp on us - at least have the civility to include us with the wretched refuse ;-D I feel cheated & left out now! - pfffft - Im joking too ;)
Attractive Check-in clerk (C):"Good Morning Sir/Ma'am, I see that you are (in the military/ a law enforcement officer/ a CCW permit holder/ etc.). Do you have a copy of your current handgun certification?"
Traveler (T):"Why, yes I do." Hands over his OCC scorecard.
(C):"Wow, I'm only in the 2600 Club myself. Will you be carrying your own weapon this morning?"
(T):"Unfortunately not, I'm returning from Europe."
(C):Shudders "Ugh, those horrid socialists. Well, Mr. Smith, welcome back to civilization. As you know, our policy, like that of all US domestic air carriers is that qualified citizens go armed while aboard our flights. Here is your Federalist Airlines issue Kimber Custom II with complimentary paddle holster. The weapon is at condition two, loaded with safety slugs, and has an internal guide rod laser sight. The on/off switch is here. Just sign right here for serial number Xx1234567890. Thank you. Have a safe flight and thank you for flying with us today."
(T):"Thank you miss. Good luck on breaking 2650. It is good to be home."
(C):"Next, please."
Im not sure if you are a monty python fan - but this one always makes me giggle
which one is the Calvinist?
Everyone should read zog's excellent commentary from last year in #30.
Perhaps, as the arminian chose to lose his own arm LOL
LOL LOL LOL
I have been happy to observe, however, that the newly federalized "screeners" clearly are untrained and unimaginative with respect to noting the presence of field-expedient weapons. The resourceful FReeper still need not fly unarmed.
But, let us never forget that which the terrorists so insightfully predicted -- namely, that four teams of 3-5 operatives each were able to commandeer four and crash three airliners (each carrying ca. 150 potential resistors) into important civilian and military targets without benefit of firearms or other weapons more formidable than box cutters.
Those aboard the plane that crashed in PA. apparently did not attempt to re-capture their aircraft until they were informed of the terrorists' plan and had nothing to lose, despite the unopposed slitting of the throat of at least one person aboard. The nation's blind lionization of a few designated "heroes" who clearly waited too long to "roll" resembles the mindset of a kid who cannot let go of his need to believe in Santa Claus.
God help America. "Let's roll," my a##...
Pilots should be armed. A gun is the only equalizer.
Correction:Flight 93. Sorry.
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