Bin Laden's private life revealed

Independent.co.uk ^ | 24 November 2001 | Richard Lloyd-Parry

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growl!

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growl!

[Registered]

Well, it appears that the MTV special for Osama will already have the audience answer in hand...so to speak.

[terilyn]

So, did they have brown stains? Inquiring minds want to know.

[Sabertooth]

Well, it appears that the MTV special for Osama will already have the audience answer in hand...so to speak.

You trying to suggest that the Big Creep had something to do with this?

I can see it now...

Osama bin Laden on the Clinton Death List.

The VRWC is coming along just fine.

[contessa machiaveli]

i was going to ask about the skid marks.

[MeekOneGOP]

Osama bin Laden's underpants were hanging up to dry in the bathroom of his house outside Jalalabad. They were striped grey and black cotton boxers. . .They may, it is true, have belonged to one of his bodyguards, sons or advisers who lived with him in a maze-like compound 20 minutes outside the town ? but I lifted them from the clothes line anyway, a souvenir from a place full of more sinister and deadly objects.

Hmm??? Me thinks Osama will be LUCKY if the only thing he loses before Ramadan is over is his shorts!

[lowbridge]

Bin Laden's private life revealed

He wears a woman's bra and panties underneath those garments.

[Mulder]

They were striped grey and black cotton boxers, with a label reading Angelo Petrico, a size XXL

I seem to remember some stories posted here about how Osama was "genitally challenged". So much so that one of his former girlfriends laughed when he took out his miniature sand monkey.

So these underpants just can't belong to Osama.

Which leaves the question of just who do they belong to?

If I were a betting man (which I'm not), I'd say that these underpants belonged to Osama's butt-munchkin boyfriend, who has to wear a strap-on, since I doubt very much that any sand goblin has natural "hardware" which could even come close to qualifying as "XXL".

[rockfish59]

reminds me of the album by linda ronstadt (another rosie'o type, 'daddy's little fatty') and her album 'canciones de mi padre'. i used to work with a lot of mexican guys and one day i said 'calsones de mi padre' and they all about fell out.
(calsones = underwear). lol!

hope he washes them in bleach!!

[Slyfox]

Now on eBay -

a striped grey and black cotton boxers, with a label reading Angelo Petrico, a size XXL belonging to Osama bin Laden.

[Nick Danger]

I'd say that these underpants belonged to...

[concerned about politics]

but I lifted them from the clothes line anyway,

Now there's one sick puppy.

[Dallas]

I guess having his drawers would be useful in providing a DNA sample to identify his charred body at some point in the near future...

[Tall_Texan]

Proof the media are Osama's jock sniffers...

[Sungirl]

Osama bin Laden, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a psychic about the date of his death. Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer. "You will die on an American holiday."

"Which one?" Osama bin Laden asks nervously.

"It doesn't matter," replied the psychic, "whenever you die, it will be an American holiday."

[Tall_Texan]

What? No secret trysts with Gary Condit???

[RANGERAIRBORNE]

Yeah- what kind of sleazeball "journalist" gets his jollies by stealing men's underwear????