Study: Brunettes Do Have More Fun

M-Europe | November 23rd, 2001

[StoneColdGOP]

A German scientist claims the old adage about blondes having more fun is no longer true. Professor Hans Juergens says his research proves brunettes now have more fun. He believes men want to marry blondes like Claudia Schiffer but have affairs with brunettes like Catherine Zeta Jones. Professor Juergens says men associate blondes with marriage and washing powder but brunettes with sex.

To test his theory the professor from Kiel put two ads in a newspaper pretending to be a 26-year-old woman looking for marriage. In one he made her blonde, in the other a brunette. "The men wanted to bed the dark-haired women, but were thinking of sharing their lives or building a house with the blonde," he said.

Professor Juergens says advertisers have already cottoned on to changing attitudes about hair color. "Almost everything that is associated with washing and cleaning materials is advertised with a blonde," he said. Dark-haired women, said the professor, are usually used to sell chocolate, alcoholic drinks and sexy underwear.

[Victoria Delsoul]

Two young blonde women are sitting at a bar in such an obviously celebratory mood that the bartender drifts over intending to offer them a drink on the house. When he gets close he hears one say to the other "Here's to 17 days!"

Smiling, the bartender says, "Congratulations! What's so special about 17 days?"

Eyes twinkling, one of the women explains, "Well, we've been spending our evenings working on a jigsaw puzzle! And it said 3-5 years on the box, but we finished it in only 17 days!"

[Samwise]

His research is faulty. He could've saved time by just talking to my mama. Mama used to say, "Blondes have more fun, but brunettes get married! :)

[CheneyChick]

I'm ignoring this thread.

Cheers, CC :)

[PoisedWoman]

Excuse me, if I can get an authoritative word in here between the pictures, I can attest that brunettes do, indeed, have more fun, having been both a brunette and a blond. I was a brunette in my youth, but "went blond" in later years. Think that has anything to do with it?

[Sabertooth]

This article is biased against redheads.

The article was, but I'm not.

Not only is my Mom a redhead...

So is Tina Louise!

[Sabertooth]

And Ann-Margret...

[SusanUSA]

LOL

That wasn't exactly the comparison I was thinkin' of, though. ;)

[Victoria Delsoul]

I know. :-)

[George Smiley]

Man, you'd best put a revolving door in that doghouse you're about to revisit...

:^)

Let me share with you a phrase I frequently use in conversations with my spouse:

"Wisely, he said nothing."

[SusanUSA]

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

I hope that guy asked for a belt on his Christmas list.

[SusanUSA]

Notice the belt? LOL

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

I notice the belt, but not one of those boys hold any appeal to me. Never trust a man who shaves his chest and doesn't know how to button a shirt.

[VA Advogado]

She's looking for the gas cap?

[Dan from Michigan]

Here all I can think of is the old Van Halen song..."I want the BEST OF BOTH WORLDS!"

I haven't thought much about this, so I need a test case here......

[SusanUSA]

not one of those boys hold any appeal to me.

Me either, (okay, I'm lying about that last one...)
but then neither did any of Saber's earlier pics. :-)

Never trust a man who shaves his chest and doesn't know how to button a shirt.

Aw why not? Guys trust gals that dye their hair and leave shirts unbottoned. Fair is fair, I should think.

[Oschisms]

Real Men Pluck.

[ArGee]

True story!

A young blonde is eating a bag of peanut M&Ms. Carefully, she bites the chocolate candy shell in half and eats the candy, throwing the nuts in the trash. After finishing the bag she announces to the group, "I wish they made these without the peanuts. I hate peanuts.

No, I did not make that up. It is a true story.

The worst part was, she isn't blonde.

Shalom.

[ArGee]

I presume you heard about the blonde who called the FBI because she thought someone was trying to fax anthrax into her office.

Shalom.

[FITZ]

A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde were traveling together in Mexico and got arrested for some petty crime and found themselves put in front of a firing squad.

The Brunette thinks real hard and points over the right and yells "Tornado!!" and the men in the firing squad look over to the right and she escapes.

The Redhead saw what the Brunette did, so she thinks real hard and she points to the left and yells "Lightening!! and the men in the firing squad look over to the left and she escapes.

Only the Blonde was left but she saw what the Brunette and the Redhead had done, so she thinks real hard and points straight ahead and yells "Fire!!"