Study: Brunettes Do Have More Fun

M-Europe | November 23rd, 2001

[StoneColdGOP]

A German scientist claims the old adage about blondes having more fun is no longer true. Professor Hans Juergens says his research proves brunettes now have more fun. He believes men want to marry blondes like Claudia Schiffer but have affairs with brunettes like Catherine Zeta Jones. Professor Juergens says men associate blondes with marriage and washing powder but brunettes with sex.

To test his theory the professor from Kiel put two ads in a newspaper pretending to be a 26-year-old woman looking for marriage. In one he made her blonde, in the other a brunette. "The men wanted to bed the dark-haired women, but were thinking of sharing their lives or building a house with the blonde," he said.

Professor Juergens says advertisers have already cottoned on to changing attitudes about hair color. "Almost everything that is associated with washing and cleaning materials is advertised with a blonde," he said. Dark-haired women, said the professor, are usually used to sell chocolate, alcoholic drinks and sexy underwear.

[SusanUSA]

Did you notice that the brunette and red head were also smarter than the men in the firing squad? ;^D

[Sabertooth]

I also noticed that the guy who told the joke misspelled "lightning."

[is_is]

washing and cleaning materials is advertised with a blonde

I thought i saw Brittney Spears in that Maytag commercial.....

[FITZ]

That's was a typo, I'm not blonde.

[Darksheare]

You know very well what you've started. And now the place is crawling with girls. Can I have one to serve me?

[Victoria Delsoul]

OK girls, let's have some equal time for men!

A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."

The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?" The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck.

He returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours."

"Alright. How long do you need them?" The customer paused for a minute and said, "Uh... I'd better go check."

After awhile, the blonde returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."

[Sabertooth]

Is there a punch-line?

[Victoria Delsoul]

LOL! You missed it?

[Neets]

You arent a blonde guy, are you....LOL

[Sabertooth]

On this thread, I'm guilty of everything I'm accused of.

[Neets]

LOl yea, so I have noticed ..hehe..

[FITZ]

LOL!!

[RaceBannon]

What gay-site did you find HIM at?!?

[zog]

well, guess I'll apply for one of them federal gov grants, a behavorial study at the doctor zogs institute of funness studies dot org. I will test these theories, and release my findings, uhh,, next year or two, might take a long time, a lot of variables you know. Plus, what about redheads? so, ship me 6 of each for the tests, plus my grant money-thanks!

[Doctor Stochastic]

This needs study on a case-by-case basis.

[Syncro]

There is also the story of someone taking off the outside candy from the M&M's and complaining how hard it was to get the pretty colored shells off of the peanuts...

[SusanUSA]

LOL! Good find!

[SusanUSA]

What gay-site did you find HIM at?!?

Well, actually it was a male model site. But, um, if you really need it I guess I could pass you the link. ;^D

Interesting that you didn't ask Saber what lesbian site he got HER from...

[RaceBannon]

That's because none of the women models posted here look queer! But, those guy models sure do! EWWWWWWWWWWWW!

[SusanUSA]

LOL! Think so?