[Phantom Lord]

I am married so I will provide you the answer to a future question...

Q: How long have you been married?
A: Too long

My mother and aunts keep pestering my wife and I on when we are going to start having kids. I tell them my wife wont even let me practice. Then to really get them going, my wife and I sit around thinking of the worst possible names for kids and then spring them on my family when they start asking about kids. It is a lot of fun.

Now that I think about it. How about FReepers start posting really bad names for babies so I can use them on the family tomorrow. Thanks. Last name is Terwilliger if that helps at all.

My personal favorite so far is Wolfgang Maxamillion (though i would actually use that one).

Others we have suggested to my mom to get her going...
Yetta
Blema
and Bertha (all aunts of my wife!)

[BADJOE]

My worst name is "Hortense" : )

[Blowtorch]

I have some good names for you:

Butch
Pippi
Grundge
Possum
Lurp

That's what I named mine, anyways.

[r9etb]

How about FReepers start posting really bad names for babies

Tyson Sprewell Terwilliger

Bubba Hapwell Terwilliger

Elmo Dogtrot Terwilliger

Bervin Cuthbert Terwilliger

Gwonfrum Heer Terwilliger

William Jefferson Blythe Clinton Terwilliger

Terwilliger T. Terwilliger

Boulevard Terwilliger (a Portland, Oregon reference)

[Andyman]

Baby name: Jar-jar

[Osinski]

Wolfgang Lester Maxamillion

[LibertyGirl77]

Adolf
Osama
Igor
worse yet, AlGore
Sue (for a boy)

Good start?

[constable tom]

My brother told me he has a friend who went to school with twins named Lemongello and Orangello. Seems their Mom took their names from something she found in her kitchen cabinets. He swears this is a true story. You just can't top true life as a source of comedy.

[Southbound]

On a somewhat more saddening note, just down the road from my home live a young couple who epitomize the term "trailer trash" - literally. The place is filthy, junky......anyway, when they had their second(?) child it was stillborn and they named (and buried) the poor baby "Scooby Doo". Sigh. :^(

[Aristophanes]

I'm Catholic and we like to name our children after saints. So I used to torment my wife with names like "Polycarp."

[joathome]

Tell 'em you're expecting twins.....Bertha and Hilda. :)

Actually, kids are a lot of fun. We have a few, and are getting ready to adopt two. (Of course, if I raised my kids the way most kids "on tv" are raised, I would be giving mine away, not getting ready to adopt more. :) )