[Cogadh na Sith]

Did you know that civet musk-gland squeezin's are used as an ingredient in many high-priced perfumes.

You can tell your lady: "Hey, you smell just like the ass of a civet--My little kitten..."

Civets are a very useful and underappreciated animal.

[Skywalk]

that's a good one, one that'll result in me not getting any, I'm sure!

I stand by my love of apes as a comic device.

"Lisa:Why don't you use your power and influence to help people?

Homer:Well, I could get a bunch of monkeys and have 'em re-enact the Battle of Gettysburg!

Lisa:How's that going to help anyone?!

Homer:Well, it couldn't hurt...unless the monkeys started hurting people...which they almost certainly would.