that's a good one, one that'll result in me not getting any, I'm sure!
I stand by my love of apes as a comic device.
"Lisa:Why don't you use your power and influence to help people?
Homer:Well, I could get a bunch of monkeys and have 'em re-enact the Battle of Gettysburg!
Lisa:How's that going to help anyone?!
Homer:Well, it couldn't hurt...unless the monkeys started hurting people...which they almost certainly would.
Homer:Well, it couldn't hurt...unless the monkeys started hurting people...which they almost certainly would.
Do you have any idea just how many times the Simpsons have mined the comedic monkey vein? I could go on for DAYS.
wonderful monkey page
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Bart: How would I go about creating a half-man, half-monkey-type creature?
Mrs. Krabappel: I'm sorry - that would be playing God.
Bart: God, schmod. I want my monkey man!