[jerod]

Quack!

[BJClinton]

< insensitive humor>
"Hey Leon, I don't think you should be riding around so fast on the customized personal watercraft."

"It's OK, I have supplemental insurance."

"Supplemental what?"

"AFLAC!!!"

< /insensitive humor>

[TexasRepublic]

You can recognize a happy waterskier by the feathers between his teeth!

[Alpha]

We need more DUCK control laws!

[scooter2]

How many more people are going to have to die in this country before we pass some common-sense duck control legislation?

[Rugby_53]

God damn PETA! I heard they just raided a farm and released 47 ducks on to this lake. 30 were immediately eaten by other wildlife in the area (after all, as research ducks, they are white) as they could not survive on their own, 15 were adopted by families in the area and immediately registered as Democrats by their new owners, 1 was adopted and registered with the NRA and currently lives in his own duck mansion with "I Love Pat Buchanon" and "Charlton Heston is My President" bumper stickers for wall paper. One was found, featherless, next to a dead jet-skiier and his still running jet ski.

[Junior]

Boy, that sure cooked his goose ...

(Bill me later)

[mad_as_he$$]

I guess he wasn't all he was quacked up to be....

[the crow]

I took a bird in the face while riding my motorcycle at about 65-70 mph. I was thankful I was wearing a full face helmet. I am not sure who was more surprised; me or the bird.

The next ride I got stung by a bee in the armpit. Yes, I was wearing a leather jacket. Never knew you could get naked while riding.

Nature will kill ya if yer not careful.