Watercraft Operator Dies in High-Speed Collision With a Flying Duck

The Associated Press via Tampa Bay Online | Published: Nov 20, 2001

[scooter2]

How many more people are going to have to die in this country before we pass some common-sense duck control legislation?

[christine]

ROFL at your joke and at your screen name! :)

[christine]

just read yours and i'm ROFL all over again! :)

[katze]

Nay, nay. If it walked like a duck, quacked like a duck, it had to be a duck. There is no room for a cover up, not even a "down" cover up. Groooaannn.

[katze]

Good one!!

[ArGee]

So, are you trying to say that there is some connection between Vince Foster's second cousin and the Insurance Industry? This coverup keeps getting more bizarre by the minute.

Shalom.

[Rugby_53]

God damn PETA! I heard they just raided a farm and released 47 ducks on to this lake. 30 were immediately eaten by other wildlife in the area (after all, as research ducks, they are white) as they could not survive on their own, 15 were adopted by families in the area and immediately registered as Democrats by their new owners, 1 was adopted and registered with the NRA and currently lives in his own duck mansion with "I Love Pat Buchanon" and "Charlton Heston is My President" bumper stickers for wall paper. One was found, featherless, next to a dead jet-skiier and his still running jet ski.

[DJ88]

Well. You know ever since I heard this story, I thought somebody's feathers had gotten ruffled. All this flap about "personal watercraft" and stuff just didn't add up for me. I think what happened is this: the duck got a bill for something he didn't do, and decided to make sure that a human paid for, which would then turn into a debacle in Congress and so forth and so on..meanwhile, while everyone's been focusing on the duck's death...WHERE'S HILLARY?????

[DJ88]

The jetski is still running???? Sheesh...they can catch just about anything, but not a PERSONAL WATERCRAFT!!!!! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!! NOW I'M IN A FOWL MOOD....*GRINS*

[kachina]

Hillary claims she doesn't remember.

[DJ88]

AFLAC

[ArGee]

WHERE'S HILLARY?

Now that part really gets me. I can understand the press trying to cover up her role. After all, they elected her. But why should Bush and the NTSB, now a part of a Republican administration, be trying to cover Hillary's (rather broad) a$$? Is it, perhaps, that G.W. is hoping she will stay around long enough to run for president in 2004 and guarantee New York goes for Bush?

To think that he would help her for such crass political purposes. Vince Foster must be rolling in his grave. It's time to demand those people at the FBI release the videotape.

As if anyone could ever fall for the lame, "I can't recall any duck's" line from the junior Senator from New York. Sheesh!

Shalom.

[ArGee]

My son was driving his brand new Chevy S-10 peacefully down the road, In Renton Washington.

From Florida to Washington, this coverup just keeps getting bigger and smellier.

The question now is, what did the cop know and when did he know it? There's a smoking duck in there somewhere.

Shalom.

[Junior]

Boy, that sure cooked his goose ...

(Bill me later)

[ArGee]

That duck was really smoking. The remains were flat against the hot radiator!

AHA! Now with the smoking duck finally revealed we will be able to unravel this coverup from the witness who saw the explosion to the Vince Foster relative and finally, the duck in Washington.

I'll put my conclusions in a post in just a minute. There's some nice looking man at my door who has something to do with bats. At least, it says BATF on the front of his shirt, although I don't know what the F is for.

I should be right back.

Shalom.

[mad_as_he$$]

I guess he wasn't all he was quacked up to be....

[Robert A Cook PE]

" .. No what we have here is a DUI: a Duck Under Influnce"

Neigh, neigh.

The problem is like in the movie Airplane: a messy overDUN, underDUN ...(Duck Under Nose) conflict.

[the crow]

I took a bird in the face while riding my motorcycle at about 65-70 mph. I was thankful I was wearing a full face helmet. I am not sure who was more surprised; me or the bird.

The next ride I got stung by a bee in the armpit. Yes, I was wearing a leather jacket. Never knew you could get naked while riding.

Nature will kill ya if yer not careful.