[Dakota gal in Seattle]

This just HAS to be the funniest thing I've read in a very long time! Around my relatives, a iron skillet - when banged real hard on the stove - had every man running for cover.

[SuziQ]

Around my relatives, a iron skillet - when banged real hard on the stove - had every man running for cover.

One year for Christmas, Sir SuziQ gave me a marble rolling pin I had admired. Every time I take it out to use it he laughs, and high tails it out of the room!

[wooden nickel]

Welcome aboard! I guess that is better than throwing an ashtray.