[RANGERAIRBORNE]

Well, gee, I'M convinced- guess I'll stop carrying my trusty Smith$Wesson and get myself one of those deadly semi-automatic NERF bats! At least I won't be likely to hurt my poor, ignorant, uncoordinated redneck self with THAT!!!

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guess I'll stop carrying my trusty Smith$Wesson and get myself one of those deadly semi-automatic NERF bats! At least I won't be likely to hurt my poor, ignorant, uncoordinated redneck self with THAT!!!

No, no, no! Get a cell phone instead! Then after you call 911, you can throw it at the perp! Anyway, all the "safety" propaganda for women that I see tells me that a cell phone is all I need, keep my car doors locked, and I'll be just fine...