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To: RANGERAIRBORNE
guess I'll stop carrying my trusty Smith$Wesson and get myself one of those deadly semi-automatic NERF bats! At least I won't be likely to hurt my poor, ignorant, uncoordinated redneck self with THAT!!!

No, no, no! Get a cell phone instead! Then after you call 911, you can throw it at the perp! Anyway, all the "safety" propaganda for women that I see tells me that a cell phone is all I need, keep my car doors locked, and I'll be just fine...

57 posted on 11/19/2001 1:43:03 PM PST by .38sw
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To: .38sw
Actually, my wife carries both- a cellphone AND a .38 Special. Which one she pulls out will depend on the situation she finds herself in...

By the way, she is a much better shot with that short-barreled .38 than I am- and I taught weapons for quite a few years. She is also better with the cellphone, but that is probably gender-related. (ONLY KIDDING!!!)

73 posted on 11/19/2001 2:03:16 PM PST by RANGERAIRBORNE
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