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How Should We Punish Osama?
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Posted on 11/18/2001 12:37:25 PM PST by Edmund

Two suggestions. 1) Airlift him by 'copter over the Chrysler Building, then drop and impale. Elegant, appropriate, methinks. 2) Death by Ebert. Airlift (we may need two 'copters here) the gifted critic and drop HIM onto the criminal. Not from so far as a height to hurt old Rog, but enough to rattle the fool who really believed that Bush's daughter would wear blue jeans to meet the Queen. Other suggestions welcome. Please keep clean (ha ha) and creative.


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To: VeritatisSplendor
Hang him from the Verrazano-Narrows bridge.

...and let the gulls and crows feast on his eyeballs!!!....whoa, gettin' downright crude here.......Yup!

FMCDH

61 posted on 11/18/2001 2:04:16 PM PST by nothingnew
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To: Edmund
I don`t think we get a chance to punish Osama. I think one of his henchmen put a bullet in his back or his head. Then the rest of these nuts can blame it all no Osama. (Dead men tell on tales.) Plus they might get the reward.
62 posted on 11/18/2001 2:04:55 PM PST by vladog
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To: Edmund
If a western entity were to decide osama's demise, he would be a martyr, go to enjoy his entitled virgins, and laugh at us from his grave. How about if some undefined person were to round up a group of women who were forced to witness the torture of a family member at the hands of osama's butchers. These women are placed in the arena where their family member(s) were tortured and executed along with osama and told they were at liberty to decide on what to do with him (hopefully one or more of the women are surgeons) and are given an unlimited amount of time to decide and process his fate. The only stipulation would be that at the end of their processing, ol' osama must be pronounced dead.
63 posted on 11/18/2001 2:16:05 PM PST by ThinkLikeWaterAndReeds
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To: Edmund
1: force him to have sex with pigs and air it all over the world.

2: crush his balls between the hammer and the anvil, so he will have this squeeky voice and we can laugh at him about it.

3: cut of his d.ck and force him to eat it on TV!

4: put him in jail where he can be the "plaything" for all the gay 6 and 7 foot inmates. They are allowed to rape the sh.t out of him whenever they want! Making sure his "lovelife" is aired 24/7 on Arabic television to remind them just whats awaits them if they mess with the US!

64 posted on 11/18/2001 2:19:12 PM PST by knighthawk
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To: Edmund
A week in the honeymoon suite with Hillory and Reno.
65 posted on 11/18/2001 2:21:43 PM PST by eFudd
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To: Edmund
Throw him in a jail cell with a 400 pound Mongolian named "Sweet Cheeks."
66 posted on 11/18/2001 2:22:04 PM PST by nonliberal
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To: Edmund
Lock him in a room and inject him with a particularly virulent strain of Swine Flu. Leave a syringe of vaccine in the room with him. Then make him choose between an agonizing death or life in prison at the cost of not going to heaven.
67 posted on 11/18/2001 2:49:04 PM PST by ICU812
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To: Edmund
Darth Vader, Kahles, and the AntiChrist were unanimous.

Feed him to Fire Ants!

68 posted on 11/18/2001 3:16:30 PM PST by LibKill
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To: ThinkLikeWaterAndReeds
he would be a martyr, go to enjoy his entitled virgins

BTW, there are some seriously ill people on this thread!

69 posted on 11/18/2001 4:03:16 PM PST by pa_dweller
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To: vladog
Personally, I like this scenario. I'm not one for recommending torture, actually. And I think that him being shot quietly by one of his goons would be enormous punishment in and of itself, as well as being a depressing message to his followers.
70 posted on 11/18/2001 4:12:05 PM PST by Edmund
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To: Edmund
My wish is to have OBL captured alive, and tried before a military tribunal, in secret.

The President Bush could come out and hold a press conference. He should say the OBL was tried before a military tribunal, found guilty, and had been executed 30 minuites earlier!

THATS how to send a message to other would be terrorists.

71 posted on 11/18/2001 4:12:53 PM PST by Balding_Eagle
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To: Edmund
Osama....meet my friend Daisy Cutter!!!!
72 posted on 11/18/2001 5:01:59 PM PST by OldFriend
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To: Edmund
Pound his ba!!s flat with a rubber mallet. Dust him with finely ground pork rinds and feed him to wild boars.
73 posted on 11/18/2001 5:31:41 PM PST by spanky_mcfarland
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To: Edmund
Perform a sex change operation on him (without the benefit of anasthesia) and then hand him back to the Taliban...
74 posted on 11/18/2001 8:20:59 PM PST by Wil H
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