[illstillbe]

Make sure he knows the difference between the crissy-crossy screwdrivers and the ones with the straight edge ....

Also ... if he knows the last lines to Jonathan Livingston Seagull ... lose him.

It's probably not a good thing if he calls his stomach his tummy ... and if his medicine cabinet looks like the back shelf of a third world pharmacy you might want to rethink the whole thing ...

I'll think of more ...

[Bitwhacker]

...And..

...if he can speak Klingon AND/OR Romulan fluently...

...or if he still has cell phone/pager/calculator strapped to his belt...

...or if he thinks French Riviera is where they make that car these days...

...or if he has an air hockey or pool table where his dining room table ought to be...

...then you probably don't want him...