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I want to build my own MAN what's the best???? (vanity)
ME | November 15, 2001 | Me

Posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:51 PM PST by Neets

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To: Jefferson Adams
You want to get yourself one of those OWK's.

What would she want with a fossil?
41 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:55 PM PST by Bitwhacker
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To: CheneyChick
would that be 120v or 220v ? :)
42 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:55 PM PST by is_is
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To: is_is
would that be 120v or 220v ? :)

Briggs and Stratton...

43 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:56 PM PST by dirtboy
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To: OneidaM

Why dont you just buy one....

44 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:56 PM PST by visagoth
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To: clamper1797
Hardened Stainless Steel ... so he can endure the rigors of matrimony

Bad hearing always worked for me...

45 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:56 PM PST by dirtboy
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To: OneidaM
Does everyone here know that you work at WP? I know the football team's having a rough time....but...there should be a few good men laying around the Plain, dontcha think?
46 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:56 PM PST by ken5050
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To: piasa
You won't get flamed, I just passed on your info to the National Security Council, and they're ordering an air-strike on your location. Remember, the President is from Texas....LOL!

/john

47 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:56 PM PST by JRandomFreeper
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To: OneidaM
I would suggest that from whatever source your find the components to build your man that you choose to evaluate him against the proper yardstick once you are done.

That yardstick can be found here.

48 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:56 PM PST by Jerry_M
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To: piasa
always an exception to the rule!! lol
49 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:56 PM PST by is_is
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To: OneidaM; Bitwhacker; kd5cts
Make sure he knows the difference between the crissy-crossy screwdrivers and the ones with the straight edge ....

Also ... if he knows the last lines to Jonathan Livingston Seagull ... lose him.

It's probably not a good thing if he calls his stomach his tummy ... and if his medicine cabinet looks like the back shelf of a third world pharmacy you might want to rethink the whole thing ...

I'll think of more ...

50 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:56 PM PST by illstillbe
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To: toenail
BWWWAAAAhaahaahaahaa!
51 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:56 PM PST by Golan Trevize
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To: OneidaM
"Bring on the cheese."

Audio

52 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:56 PM PST by hoot2
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To: dirtboy
Bad hearing always worked for me...

Huh?

53 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:56 PM PST by OWK
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To: OneidaM
Check the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation. They specialize in 'Your Plastic Pal Who's Fun to Be With' and come equipped with Genuine People Personalities. Avoid the 'Marvin' line, however.
54 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:56 PM PST by JenB
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To: OneidaM
I thought your name was IneidaMan!
55 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:56 PM PST by Chemnitz
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To: Chemnitz
ROTLMAOPIMP...ahahaha,,that's the best one yet!!!!!!!!
56 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:56 PM PST by Neets
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To: OneidaM
Let's see, Toy-r-us, local bar, local junkyard, neighbors house or best friends' bedroom.
57 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:57 PM PST by gunshy
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To: OneidaM
"Build" a man??

Heck, honey...go with what God provides naturally and take your chances.

That's what makes life sooooooo interesting.

;-)

58 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:57 PM PST by Mercuria
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To: OneidaM
One (1) vibrator.
One (1) teddy bear.
Who needs a man?
59 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:57 PM PST by Argh
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To: gunshy
Let's see, Toy-r-us, local bar, local junkyard, neighbors house or best friends' bedroom.

Or body by Nautilus, brain by Mattel...

60 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:57 PM PST by dirtboy
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