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I want to build my own MAN what's the best???? (vanity)
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| November 15, 2001
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Posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:51 PM PST by Neets
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To: Dog
She's lost her mind. We knew it was bound to happen one day.
/john
To: OneidaM
Find one who will let you "be" who you are. Everything else will flow naturally from that.
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posted on
11/16/2001 1:19:55 PM PST
by
bcoffey
To: OneidaM
Hmmm...you might check with Mary Shelly...oh, wait, I think she'd dead...but I think she took some notes.
To: OneidaM
You can pick up Trent Lott's testicles. Just drop by Daschle's office -- they're in a jar on his desk.
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posted on
11/16/2001 1:19:55 PM PST
by
toenail
To: OneidaM
Sorry. I'm taken. ;^)
To: bcoffey
Hey toots!!!!! Thanks for stopping by.
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posted on
11/16/2001 1:19:55 PM PST
by
Neets
To: Howlin; OneidaM
Look no further ....I am available.......and have my own power tools!
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posted on
11/16/2001 1:19:55 PM PST
by
Dog
To: OneidaM
I'm not available.
To: OWK
You want to get yourself one of those OWK's. LOL - they're pretty rare, aren't they?
To: is_is
You can go wrong there- my sister got one of those (rare?)faulty Texans. She insisted the old phrase you'd see scribbled on the walls in the high school john was true: "Here I sit, my buns a flexin,' givin' birth to another Texan..."
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posted on
11/16/2001 1:19:55 PM PST
by
piasa
To: OneidaM; sirgawain; Victoria Delsoul; StoneColdGOP
First you get my mom and dad. Then you have them... (you know what)... 9 months before April 12th of 1979, and WHAMMO! You got one!!!
To: kd5cts; Dog
She's lost her mind. We knew it was bound to happen one day. I warned you, but as usual you guys didn't listen!!!!
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posted on
11/16/2001 1:19:55 PM PST
by
Neets
To: AppyPappy
LOL!
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posted on
11/16/2001 1:19:55 PM PST
by
Dog
... piasa humbly stands aside to be mesquite-flamed...
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posted on
11/16/2001 1:19:55 PM PST
by
piasa
To: OneidaM
Me...me.
I've been trained since birth to obey the female voice.
Exept when you really don't mean it.
Get it...wink, wink.
To: Jefferson Adams
LOL - they're pretty rare, aren't they?No, you're thinking of Spotted Owks.
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posted on
11/16/2001 1:19:55 PM PST
by
dirtboy
To: OneidaM
Hardened Stainless Steel ... so he can endure the rigors of matrimony
To: OneidaM
...get a
dog.
*Man's* best
friend.
...the man will follow.
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posted on
11/16/2001 1:19:55 PM PST
by
Landru
To: OneidaM
Make sure he's not equipped with a floppy, and has a big hard drive. Do you want to be his motherboard? Do you want him to Plug'n'Play? He'll never have enough memory, that's for sure. Laptop or desktop? (Yours or his?) If you buy a brand name he'll come assembled, but if you build your own you'll have to screw him up yourself.
To: OneidaM
Don't ask me. Until recently, I was an expert in bad relationships...
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posted on
11/16/2001 1:19:55 PM PST
by
dirtboy
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