I want to build my own MAN what's the best???? (vanity)

ME | November 15, 2001 | Me

[naughtynonie]

Oh that's too funny!!

[Bitwhacker]

"Desirability is the hobgoblin of little minds."

[JRandomFreeper]

Sea Foam. What is that? Yet another unidentifiable "beauty aid" that stays stacked on the bathroom shelf?

I once ran out of shaving cream and used some un-identifiable foam product that seemed to work well. I did smell a little funny, and Trill laughed a lot, but never told me what it was for.

/john

[Cool Guy]

Well, we did notice it, but you know, the LADY is always right :)

[naughtynonie]

Be still my heart! What a man!!!!

[Bitwhacker]

Sea Foam is that which will NOT -- REPEAT NOT -- substitute for anything that which is Jade. (See enclosed Women's Color Periodic Chart for new elements and their covalent bonds.)

[Justa]

"I want to build my own MAN what's the best???"

The TG-A was 2001's Truck of the Year so it's the obvious choice. Leasing however, might be a better option.

[Bitwhacker]

Foam? That HAD to have hurt...

[Neets]

Ummmmmmm nice candy...but too much hair...WAY TOO MUCH HAIR

[Silly]

Ha ha! You fell for it! I was funnin' you, I promise.

Now that I know what you like, I can order for you at the next Happy Hour.

By the way, when I'm not drinking Corona in a glass with a generous squeeze of lime, I like single malt scotch on the rocks (Macallan's or Glenmorangie), or Beefeater up, shaken, with a twist of lemon.

But I will settle for a beer.

[cajungirl]

Well, just make sure he is not a cross dresser, they sometimes get pantyhose that are too tight and then they murder you. It's true, it's on another thread. The guy was a doctor too. Avoid Doctors if possible. I myself would build one who is good at electricity, plumbing and roofing and liked to paint houses and mow the yard in his spare time. Then I would brainwash him before he was given life and make him think all sports were for closet gay men and that real men just loved to take out the garbage, do the dishes, cook and say "I'm sorry" alot. Make him computer illiterate so you don't have to share. And give him poor math skills so you have to handle the finances.

[IronJack]

Bring on the cheese.

Too late; you've supplied enough for everyone.

Irrelevance alert! Irrelevance alert!

[Neets]

I LIKE THAT LINE.

[Bitwhacker]

Good taste in Scotch (I like 25yr. Macallan's, but I like Balvenie (15yr at least) the best)...

[Roebucks]

I look just like him. yeah right. LOL.

[Bitwhacker]

Can't beleive this thread made it to >150 without getting pulled....

[Winged Elf]

They're rare, but get a hold of an Avariel Elf. They last a long time, intelligent, and cute. Not to mention they don't need pilots' licenses to fly. :)

[mamaduck]

Great List!

Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

Too, too, true!

[Silly]

At Keen's Steakhouse in NYC, they have about 90 single malt scotches (one of the best selections in the city). Glenmorangie is available in a 10 year, a 15 year and an 18 year (curiously, not a 12 year), PLUS a 1971 that costs $45.00 a SHOT.

I won't be drinking any $45 shots anytime soon, but no matter what you like, Keen's is bound to have it.

Plus, they're cigar-friendly.

[Neets]

Ok Silly...next Happy Hour IN Manhatten, I'mgonna make a serious effort to get down there....maybe you can have my gin waiting for me at the train station.