SEVERED HEAD ROLLS FROM BAG ON BUMPY BUS

Deutsche Press cut/paste no url | 11/14/01

[NativeNewYorker]

Moscow (dpa) - Passengers riding a bus on Russia's Far Eastern peninsula of Sakhalin were transfixed by the sight of a severed human head rolling down the aisle, the Interfax news agency reported Wednesday.

The grisly item span out of a plastic bag when the bus sped over a bump in the road. Despite his state of shock, the driver made a detour to a police station where officers arrested the owner of the bag.

The detainee, a 30-year-old businessman had according to initial investigations killed another man. To cover up the crime he dismembered the body and intended to dispose of the parts around the town of Yuzhno-Sakhalinsk.

The bag was also found to contain the victim's hacked off hands.

[NativeNewYorker]

When I worked in a hospital, I saw body parts dropped and bouncing down stairs.

I laughed so hard...

[Teacher317]

pun thread ping!

[theDentist]

Obviously a follower of the quaint old latin saying:

"Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc."
"We gladly feast on those who would subdue us."

I love to see that capitalism is thriving in foreign lands. :-)

[Alabama_Wild_Man]

"Does CalTrans do the road work over there, too?"

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Maybe...they along with the State of Illinois are the only two organizations (that I know of) that can take a hole in the road - and turn it over to make a Bump out of it.....

[paul51]

set the pins up again.

[aculeus]

In New York there's no need to take the bus -- just go for a a walk in the park.

[JoeSixPack1]

Gettin' a head job on a bus isn't all bad. :-)

[steve-b]

We need Weird Al Yankovich for this one.
Cue up the accordian.
(Beat, beat, beat)
"...another one rides the bus"

"See severed heads that almost fall right in your lap,
See that bloody hatchet coming right at you.
No, you'll never see hideous effects like these again
'Til we bring you Nature Trail To Hell, Part II."

[dighton]

HEADLESS BODY FOUND IN TOPLESS BAR

[Orual]

#66. Or a walk in the woods.

[Ciexyz]

That would impede someone heading to the bathroom.

[Diamond]

Fuss on bus after severed bean seen

Poetry in motion.

Cordially,

[Hatteras]

LOL, "If you'll excuse me, I'm having a friend for dinner..."

[dighton]

Something in your line.

[Xenalyte]

If we can keep a severed head alive . . .

[thefactor]

Heads up! I'm a-head of the curve on this one. Two heads are beter than one. OK, I'll stop now. This thread is really taking a head-er. Oh, G-d, is there no end!?

[Delbert]

At least the driver maintained his composure, he was apparently very head strong.

[weegee]

Please keep your heads and arms inside the bus. Thank you.

[weegee]

When I worked in a hospital, I saw body parts dropped and bouncing down stairs.

I laughed so hard...

(singing) What rolls downstairs, alone or in pairs...