Who would have thought that there were Japanese spying all over numerous countries in the late 30's and early 40's, collaborating with Nazi's to boot --including a certain chap who lived for awhile in Pearl Harbor and liked to watch the ships move in and out of port?
Silly speculation is fodder for mockery --except for the speculation that turns out to be true.You got a point there. Santa could after all be Satan, and remember, you read it here first!