Posted on 11/11/2001 3:51:44 PM PST by Hillary's Lovely Legs
LOL!!! that's Good!(have to remember that one)
One of the Funniest moments I recall
(during the Christmas Day Mad Rush to Grandma's house)
is when I turned to my husband in the car (stuck in tons of traffic)
...... little kids crying&whining
and feeling that holiday stress to the max...
I asked ....
"Do you feel married?"
and the LOOK on his face and his Short but "to the point" answer made me laugh the rest of the day!
Rosey Palm and her 5 sisters?
Mrs. O'Leary had 22 children, and she says to her husband "Patrick, if I have another child I'm going to commit suicide". He says "Mary, if you have another child, I'll commit suicide."
9 months to the day she has another baby, and there's Patty O'Leary on top of the closet with a rope around his neck tied to the ceiling, and the wife is goading him on to jump.
"Go on, you said you'd jump, go on do it now, go on, jump!"
So he takes the rope off his neck, gets down off the closet, and the wife is really at him now. "Why wouldn't you jump? You said you'd do it, why wouldn't you do it?"
He said " I may be hangin tha wrong man."
Did you tell the joke with your best IRISH accent too?
that's how I read it! :)
Of course, it doesn't work without the Irish accent! :-)
That's as good an explanation I could support, on a subject I know little about.
So sorry, Fred, old boy.
Forgot about that little mishap when you were waterskiing behind the ship and sustained that...well...'painful' injury.
Snow Bunny and I tried to 'fix it' - musta been unsuccessful...
rotfl!!!!!!!!! If you post it now tonight at the Canteen it will be at the end of the thread. Tomorrow would be perfect. haahahahahaa THANKS
In relationships there are broadly speaking three kinds of sex:
1. Anywhere sex - you're so hot for each other, you're doing it in the bedroom, the bathroom, on the kitchen floor, outdoors, in parking garages, you get the idea.
2. Bedroom sex - after a while things cool down to the point where you're usually only indulging in the bedroom, and at pretty predictable times too.
3. Hall sex - eventually things deteriorate to this point: every time you pass each other in the hall, you're both yelling: "F%^& you!"
Okay, I'll buy that.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.