[freebilly]

Here's a recipe for Afghanistan holiday cookies:

Mix cookie dough with cup of goat milk.

Set on cave ledge for 3 days (for rapid heating wait for massive air strike by US before setting on ledge).

Serve immediately before cave occupants assume room temperature.

[freeperforpresident]

I don't get it. Sorry, I haven't been following the news lately. Can you explain a bit?

[Solomon Kane]

Bake at 500 million degrees Fahrenheit in a square oven.