[Physicist]

I'm sorry, Michelob Lite clearly falls into the category of "weak". For survival's sake, may I suggest a bolder brew, such a Yuengling Lager, or a Guinness Stout, if you dare?

[maxwell]

Hey, you know what it's like to be in grad school, dude... Mich's cheap and it takes ya down easy.

Don't worry about the fortitude thing. I've been working through some tequila lately, haha...

[Rebelbase]

"Guinness Stout, if you dare? "

It has to be at least the equivalent color and vicosity of used 10w40 to be living dangerously.