Taliban Challenges Bush and Blair to a Duel!

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[wimpycat]

How about a baseball pitching contest? Or an "Indian burn" contest? Or a game of "chicken"? Or a drag race?

[wimpycat]

Sorry, the source link doesn't appear to work, but you all know how to find Drudge!

[Irene Adler]

Too bad General Patton isn't around. He'd duel with Mullah Omar in a heartbeat.

[VA Voter]

How about each side using all its military assets to see who can kill whom? I bet on the US.

[rlbedfor]

OK. Let us know when you want to meet and where, and..., uuh, we will be there. {Stop laughing, Tony}

[wimpycat]

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[carpio]

A barrel stave fight. As we used to have in Indiana in my youth.

[wimpycat]

How about "My daddy can beat up your daddy?"

[Loopy]

This is a great idea. I'd pay $30.00 pay per view to see W and Mullah Omar in a AK-47 duel at 20 paces. Maybe beforehand they could arrange a wrestling match to the death between Colin Powell and Mutawakil and a Fistfight between Rumsfeld and Bin Laden. I'd pay $50.00 pay per view for whole card!

[Sir Gawain]

Paradise Road...

[financeprof]

According to the Code Duello, the party who is challenged (in this case Bush) gets to choose weapons. How about W-62 warheads at several million paces? What, the Taliban doesn't have any of those. Then I guess they're SOL.

[Riley]

Isn't it customary to allow one's opponent to choose their weapon? Bin Laden has chosen a Kalashnikov. George and Tony should choose thousand pound laser guided bombs.

Now, where is the field of honor, and what time is the event?

[freedomson]

Is he thinking of something along the line of an Unreal Tournament?

[lds23]

I can't help thinking of that "Two Tribes" video with the mud wrestling. Jesse Ventura vs. the One-eyed Mullah.

[Madame Dufarge]

come to a specified place

How about the former site of the World Trade Center?

We'll provide an honor guard of cops, firemen and rescue workers. Armed, of course, for "security reasons."

[ImaGraftedBranch]

GW should use this in his address to the nation this week.

"I understand Mullah Mohammad Omar has challenged me to a duel. Although hunting rodents is not my fortè, I'd love to accept. Unfortunately, due to scheduling, I can't make it. In my place, I have sent thousands of sharpsooters disguised as special forces troops. They will arrive at your door promptly."

[Teacup]

How about a paid for veiw wrestling match? GW, Powell, Rummy, and Blair, tag team. Agianst, well, who ever shows up. Gee I know who will win that one, LOL.

[BunnySlippers]

I envision the scene out of Indiana Jones. The Mullah has a saber ... GW has the gun.

[Young Werther]

Gen Patton was a silver medalist in the Olympic Pentathalon. Swimming,Running, Horse Back Riding, Pistol Shooting and Sabre. Yeah, he'd make the Taliban run and hide!

[Pete53]

This is so funny.