53rd Annual Primetime Homosexual Awards

cbs television ^ | 11/4/01 | A Proud Hetrosexual

[jilley]

Talk about the feminization of America! Just in case you had something better to watch tonight, like say, The World Series or an old rerun of The Dating Game, Hollywood graced us with another show to congradulate themselves for another season of crap. What a shock that is was hosted by Ellen "I like to Graze" DeGeneret.

Thanks to my Mother-in-Law controlling the tv, I was lucky to catch the nominees for "Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy". The choices were outstanding, oustandingly gay. There was Sean Hayes (Will & Grace-homosexual role), David Hyde Peirce (Frazier-not gay, but as girl-like as possible), Robert Downey Jr. (Ally McBeal-not gay or gay who cares) and Peter MaCnicol (Ally McBeal-could be a female with a boob job).

Then there was the award for "Outstanding Lead Sissy in a Comedy". What a surprise, another homosexual role(Eric McCormack in Will & Grace). A couple of notable nominees for this one were Ray Romano (married, but an effeminate whiner) and of course Kelsey Grammer who is not gay, but the worst spokesman for useful, masculine males.

All in all, it was a festive night for the homosexual community and another great opportunity for Hollywood to strengthen the homosexual agenda. I am sure glad I married a man with hair on his chest and who doesn't spend a half hour once a week fretting over how to fix something or straighten out a missunderstanding.

[jilley]

Wouldn't it be wonderful for a person's biggest achievement to be an award for playing a homosexual on television?

[iranger]

Good one...

[Lancey Howard]

LOFL !!!

[Vicki]

I am sure glad I married a man with hair on his chest and who doesn't spend a half hour once a week fretting over how to fix something or straighten out a misunderstanding.

I like men with hair on their chest because it's just another sign of masculinity. I can't stand that commerical with the hair removal product being demonstrated on a man with a nice chest full of hair.

When I was younger and single I went to a show featuring male dancers. What a disappointment! Not only were they clean shaven, but I came to the conclusion they were gay! Yuch

[gonzo]

Well, jilley, I watched the final game of the World Series, and ate a Granny-Smith apple with my bare hands! And when the beautiful-and-talented Mata-Sherry plugged the upstairs-toilet with dog-poop AGAIN, I grabbed my trusty plunger and attacked the beast with savage ferocity!

I'm so pumped with testosterone now, I'll probably carry the garbage out to the curb, by myself!

Man-oh-man, I feel empowered! ....FRegards

[185JHP]

Perceptive comments. The leftist degeneratos in Hollywood are trying to legitimize effeminate males. It's not honoring sensitive but strong males like Jimmy Stewart played that they're into, but squishy weak MINOs that they want to push. It ain't gonna work, though.

[peabers]

I like men with hair on their chest because it's just another sign of masculinity.

Once when I had a medical checkup at NAS Oceana, the female corpsman who took my BP and listened to my heartbeat yelled out to one of her colleagues to come quickly and check out my hairy chest. I was so shocked and felt so cheap, I forgot to get either one of their phone numbers.

[poet]

"hollywood is a place that attracts people with massive holes in their souls" Julie Phillips U.S. Film Producer in the London Times on April 3rd, 1991.

[KneelBeforeZod]

you are supsiciously familiar with those shows...

;o)

[dingram]

bump

[Ragin1]

What took the cake, was when Martin Sheen phoned the Diamondbacks to congratulate them. Pathetic.

[katykelly]

EWWW! I love a man that's handy with a plunger!

[Thinkin' Gal]

I like men with hair on their chest because it's just another sign of masculinity.

My kids were watching one of their favorite videos this weekend, Journey to the Center of the Earth. The cast includes, of course, the shirtless Icelandic (no chest hair, yawn), and the shirtless and equally hairless Pat Boone (ick! and yawn). Oh, but then there was James Mason! Lots of hair, and wearing a shirt that was unbuttoned save for one at about the waist. Now there was real attention-getter.

[FormerLib]

Gee, do you ever sound like a sore loser! Maybe next year, honey.

Careful jilley, Devil here has been known to play (wink,wink) a man in real life.

[GodBlessRonaldReagan]

My kids were watching one of their favorite videos this weekend, Journey to the Center of the Earth

Don't forget the criminally overlooked Thayer David as the heavy, the actor responsible for many of the best moments on Dark Shadows. Count Petofi lives!

[hawkeyeBetsy]

Actually, I thought Ellen's opening lines were pretty funny. She's actually pretty good as a standup comedian.

I couldn't bring myself to watch the Emmy's completely. It's just a little too much to take with these celebs who are normally anti-American, acting patriotic.

The most painful part was when I caught the end. I love the song, "You'll Never Walk Alone." However, I just can't stomach Barbra anymore. I couldn't listen to the whole thing. I did catch enough to notice that she was either completely riddled with nervousness, age or both since her voice was hardly up to snuff in singing the song. Guess too much of Bill "Huckleberry Hounddog" Clinton did her in.

[Vicki]

Gee, thanks for the tip. I'll tune in next time "Journey to the Center of Earth" comes on.