[longleaf]

No kiddin'? Hey, if we get really lucky, the Martians will wipe out the Al-Qaeda cells there.

[freebilly]

Nah. . . , the Martians are all East Coast libs now. Diversity and all that, you know, I understand it's now a hate crime to call someone a Martian. Naturally they all call each other Martians if they think no non Martians are listening. It's a Martian thing, you know?