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Classic Baseball Writing: "99 Reasons Why Baseball is Better Than Football"
The Heart of the Order (New York: Doubleday, 1990) | First published: January 1987 | Thomas Boswell

Posted on 11/04/2001 5:43:34 PM PST by BluesDuke

Some people say football's the best game in America. Others say baseball.

Some people are really dumb.

Some people say all this is just a matter of taste. Others know better.

Some people can't wait for next Sunday's Supper Bowl. Others wonder why.

Pro football is a great game. Compared with hockey. After all, you've gotta do something when the wind chill is zero and your curve ball won't break. But let's not be silly. Compare the games? It's a one-sided laugher. Here are the first 99 reasons why baseball is better than football. (More after lunch.)

1. Bands.

2. Halftime with bands.

3. Cheerleaders at halftime with bands.

4. Up With People singing "The Impossible Dream" during a Blue Angels flyover at halftime with bands.

5. Baseball has fans in Wrigley Field singing "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" at the seventh-inning stretch.

6. Baseball has Blue Moon, Catfish, Spaceman and the Sugar Bear. Football has Lester the Molester, Too Mean, and the Assassin.

7. All XX Super Bowls haven't produced as much drama as the last World Series.

8. All XX Super Bowls haven't produced as many classic games as either pennant playoff did in 1986.

9. Baseball has a bullpen coach blowing bubble gum with his cap turned around backward while leaning on a fungo bat; football has a defencive coordinator in a satin jacket with a headset and a clipboard.
10. The Redskins have thirteen assistant coaches, five equipment managers, three trainers, two assistant GMs, but for fourteen games nobody who could kick an extra point.

11. Football players and coaches don't know how to bait a ref, much less jump up and down and scream in his face. Baseball players know how to argue with umps; baseball managers even kick dirt on them. Earl Weaver steals third base and won't give it back; Tom Landry folds his arms.

12. Vince Lombardi was never ashamed that he said "Winning isn't everything; it's the only thing."
(Note: Lombardi didn't exactly say that - what he did say was "Trying to win is the only thing." But he never - not once! - tried to correct the distorted record. - BD.)

13. Football coaches talk about character, gut checks, intensity and reckless abandon. Tommy Lasorda said: "Managing is like holding a dove in your hand. Squeeze too hard and you kill it; not hard enough and it flies away."

14. Big league baseball players chew tobacco. Pro football linemen chew on each other.

15. Before a baseball game, there are two hours of batting practise. Before a football game, there's a two-hour traffic jam. (Note: This is inoperative when referring to Dodger Stadium. - BD.)

16. A crowd of 30,000 in a stadium built for 55,501 has a lot more fun than a crowd of 55,501 in the same stadium.

17. No one has ever actually reached the end of the rest room line at an NFL game.

18. Nine innings means eighteen chances at the hot dog line. Two halves meand BYO or go hungry.

19. Pro football players have breasts. Many NFLers are so freakishly overdeveloped, owing to steroids, that they look like circus geeks. Baseball players seem like normal fit folks. Fans should be thankful they don't have to look at NFL teams in bathing suits.

20. Eighty degrees, a cold beer, and a short-sleeve shirt are better than thirty degrees, a hip flask, and six layers of clothes under a lap blanket. Take your pick: sunshine or frostbite.

21. Having 162 games a year is 10.125 times as good as having 16.

22. If you miss your favourite NFL team's game, you have to wait a week. In baseball, you wait a day.

23. Everything George Carlin said in his famous monologue is right on. In football you blitz, bomb, spear, shiver, march and score. In baseball, you wait for a walk, take your stretch, toe the rubber, tap your spikes, play ball, and run home.

24. Marianne Moore loved Christy Mathewson. No woman of quality has ever preferred football to baseball.

25. More good baseball books appear in a single year than have been written about football (Note: In my copy, the typsetter misspelt the word this way: "footfall". How appropriate! - BD.) in the past fifty years. The best football writers, like Dan Jenkins, have the good sense to write about something else most of the time.

26. The best football announcer ever was Howard Cosell.

27. The worst baseball announcer ever was Howard Cosell.

28. All gridirons are identical; football coaches never have to meet to go over the ground rules. But the best baseball parks are unique.

29. Every outdoor park ever built primarily for baseball has been pretty. Every stadium built with pro football in mind has been ugly.

30. The coin flip at the beginning of football games is idiotic. Home teams should always kick off and pick a goal to defend. In baseball, the visitor bats first (courtesy) while the host bats last (for drama). The football visitor should get the first chance to score, while the home team should have the dramatic advantage of receiving the second-half kickoff.

31. Baseball is harder. In the last twenty-five years, only one player, Vince Coleman, has been cut from the NFL and then become a success in the majors. From Tom Brown in 1963 (Senators to Packers) to Jay Schroeder (Jays farm system to Redskins), baseball flops have become NFL standouts.

32. Face masks. Right away we've got a clue something might be wrong. A guy can go 80 mph on a Harley without a helmet, much less a face mask.

33. Face masks are better than helmets. Think of all the players in the NFL (excluding your local team) whom you'd recognise on the street. Now eliminate the quarterbacks. Not many left, are there? Now, think of all the baseball players whose faces you know, just from the last Series.

34. The NFL has - how can we say this? - a few borderline godfathers. Baseball has almost no mobsters or suspicious types among its owners. Pete Rozell isn't as picky as Bowie Kuhn, who for fifteen years considered "integrity of the game" to be one of his key functions and who gave the cold shoulder to the shady money guys.

35. Football has Tank and Mean Joe. Baseball has the Human Rain Delay and Charlie Hustle.

36. In football it's team first, individual second - if at all. A Rich Milot and a Curtis Jordan can play ten years - but when would we ever have time to study them alone for just one game? Could we mimic their gestures, their tics, their habits? A baseball player is an individual first, part of a team second. You can study him at length and at leisure in the batter's box or on the mound. On defence, when the batted ball seeks him, so do our eyes.

37. Baseball statistics open a world to us. Football statistics are virtually useless or, worse, misleading. For instance, the NFL quarterback ranking system is a joke. Nobody understands it or can justify it. The old average-gain-per-attempt rankings were just as good.

38. What kind of dim-bulb sport would rank pass receivers by number of catches instead of number of yards? Only in football would a runner with 1,100 yards on 300 carries be rated ahead of a back with 1,000 yards on 200 carries. Does baseball give its silver bat to the player with the most hits or the player with the highest average?

39. If you use NFL statistics as a betting tool, you go broke. Only wins and losses, points and points against and turnovers are worth a damn.

40. Baseball has one designated hitter. (And that's one too many, but never mind! - BD) In football, everybody is a designated something. No one plays the whole game anymore. Football worships the specialists. Baseball worships the generalists.

41. The tense closing seconds of crucial baseball games are decided by distinctive relief pitchers like Bruce Sutter, Rollie Fingers or Goose Gossage. Vital NFL games are decided by helmeted gentlemen who come on for ten seconds, kick sideways, spend the rest of the game keeping their precious foot warm on the sidelines and aren't aware of the subtleties of the game. Half of them, in Alex Karras's words, run off the field chipring, "I kick a touchdown."

42. Football gave us the Hammer. Baseball gave us the Fudge Hammer.

43. How can you respect a game that uses only the point after touchdown and completely ignores the option of a two-point conversion which would make the end of football games much more exciting? (Note: The NFL now uses the two-point conversion - they must have been reading Boswell! - BD.)

44. Wild cards. If baseball can stick with four divisional champs out of twenty six teams, why does the NFL need to invite ten of its twenty-eight to the prom? Could it be that football isn't terribly interesting unless your team can still "win it all"? (Note: The good news is that the NBA and the NHL are even worse. This was written well before baseball went to the current assoholic division and wild card alignments. Sorry, but Boswell had it right the first time, and wake up, baseball: If the team didn't finish the season with its butts parked in first place, it's wait till next year and be gone with this wild card chazerei...and while we're at it, return the League Championship Series to a best-of-five, exterminate regular-season interleague play, and return the World Series to the position of honour it deserves! - BD)

45. The entire NFL playoff system is a fraud. Go on, explain with a straight face why the Chiefs (10-6) were in the playoffs in 1986 but the Seahawks (10-6) were not. There is no real reason. Seattle was simply left out for convenience. When baseball tried the comparably bogus split-season fiasco with half-season champions in 1981, fans almost rioted. (Maybe fans should almost riot now until the time-honoured championship system is restored to baseball once and for all? - BD)

46. Parity scheduling. How can the NFL defend the fairness of deliberately giving easier schedules to weaker teams and harder schedules to better teams? Just to generate artificially improved competition? When a weak team with a patsy schedule goes 10-6, while a strong defending division champ misses the playoffs at 9-7, nobody says boo. Baseball would have open revolt at such a nauseatingly cynical system. (That was then, this is now - I say again, restore the proper baseball championships and, while we're at it, return to two divisions in each league and cut the scheduling crap! - BD)

47. Baseball has no penalty for pass interference. (This in itself is almost enough to declare baseball the better game.) In football, offsides is five yards, holding is ten yards, a personal foul is fifteen yards. But interference: maybe fifty yards.

48. Nobody on earth really knows what pass interference is. Part judgment, part acting, mostly accident.

49. Baseball has no penalties at all. A home run is a home run. You cheer. In football, on a score, you look for flags. If there's one, who's it on? When can we cheer? Football acts can all be repealed. Baseball acts stand forever.

50. Instant replays. Just when we thought there couldn't be anything worse than penalties, we get instant replays of penalties. Talk about a bad joke...

51. Football has Hacksaw. Baseball has Steady Eddie and the Candy Man.

52. The NFL's style of play has been stagnant for decades, predictable. Turn on any NFL game and that's just what it could be - any NFL game. Teams seem interchangeable. Even the wishbone is too radical. Baseball teams' styles are often determined by their pesonnel and even their parks.

53. Football fans tailgate before the big game. No baseball fan would have a picnic in a parking lot.

54. At a football game, you almost never leave saying, "I never saw a play like that before." At a baseball game, there's almost always some new wrinkle.

55. Beneath the NFL's infinite sameness lies infinite variety. But we aren't privy to it. So what if football is totally explicable and fascinating to Dan Marino as he tries to decide whether to audible to a quick trap? From the stands, we don't know one thousandth of what's required to grasp a pro football game. If an NFL coach has to say, "I won't know until I see the films," then how out-in-the-cold does that leave the fan?

56. While football is the most closed of games, baseball is the most open. A fan with a score card, a modest knowledge of the teams and a knack for paying attention has all he needs to watch a game with sophistication.

57. NFL refs are weekend warriors, pulled from other jobs to moonlight; as a group, they're barely competent. That's really why the NFL turned to instant replays. Now old fogies upstairs can't even get the make-over calls right. Baseball umps work ten years in the minors and know what they are doing. Replays show how good they are. If Don Denkinger screws up in a split second of Series tension, it's instant lore. (And a St. Louis Cardinals sh@tfit. - BD)

58. Too many of the best NFL teams represent unpalatable values. The Bears are head-thumping braggarts. The Raiders have long been scofflaw pirates. The Cowboys glorify the heartless corporate approach to football.

59. Football has the Refrigerator. Baseball has Puff the Magic Dragon, the Wizard of Oz, Tom Terrific, Doggie, Kitty Kat and Oil Can.

60. Football is impossible to watch. Admit it: the human head is at least two eyes shy for watching the forward pass. Do you watch the five eligible receivers? Or the quarterback and the pass rush? If you keep your eye on the ball, you never know who got open or how. If you watch the receivers...well, nobody watches the receivers. On TV you don't even know how many receivers have gone out for a pass.

61. The NFL keeps changing the most basic rules. Most blocking now would have been illegal use of the hands in Jim Parker's time. How do we compare eras when the sport never stays the same? Pretty soon, intentional grounding will be legalised to protect quarterbacks.

62. In the NFL, you can't tell the players without an Intensive Care Unit report. Players get broken apart so fast we have no time to build up allegiances to stars. Three quarters of the NFL's starting quarterbacks are in their first four years in the league. Is it because the new breed is better? Or because the old breed is already lame? A top baseball player lasts fifteen to twenty years. We know him like an old friend.

63. The baseball Hall of Fame is in Cooperstown, New York, beside James Fenimore Cooper's Lake Glimmerglass; the football Hall of Fame is in Canton, Ohio, beside the freeway.

64. Baseball means Spring's Here. Football means Winter's Coming.

65. Best book for a lifetime on a desert island: The Baseball Encyclopedia.

66. Baseball's record on race relations is poor. But football's is much worse...why is a black quarterback still as rare as a bilingual woodpecker?

67. Baseball has a drug problem comparable to society's. Football has a range of substance-abuse problems comparable only to itself. And, perhaps, the Hell's Angels'.

68. Baseball enriches language and imagination at almost every point of contact. As John Lardner put it, "Babe Herman did not triple into a triple play, but he did double into a double play, which is the next best thing."

69. Who's on first?

70. Without baseball, there'd have been no Fenway Park. Without football, there'd have been no artificial turf.

71. A typical baseball game has 9 runs, more than 250 pitchers and about 80 completed plays - hits, walks, outs - in 2 1/2 hours. A typical football game has about five touchdowns, a couple of field goals and fewer than 150 plays spread over 3 hours. Of those plays, perhaps 20 or 25 result in a gain or loss of more than 10 yards. Baseball has more scoring plays, more serious scoring threats and more meaningful action plays.

72. Baseball has no clock. (Thank God! - BD.
) Yes, you were waiting for that. The comeback, from three or more scores behind, is far more common in baseball than football.

73. The majority of players on a football field in any game are lost and unaccountable in the middle of pileups. Confusion hides a multitude of sins. Every baseball player's performance and contribution are measured and recorded in every game.

74. Some San Francisco linemen now wear dark Plexiglas visors inside their face masks - even at night. (This horrid trend has caught on elsewhere in the NFL since. - BD.) "And in the third round, out of Empire U., the 49ers would like to pick Darth Vader."

75. Someday, just once, could we have a punt without a penalty?

76. End-zone spikes. Sack dances. Or, in Dexter Manley's case, "holding flag" dances.

77. Unbelievably stupid rules. For example, if the two-minute warning passes, any play that begins even a split second thereafter is nullified. Even, as happened in this season's Washington-San Francisco game, when it's the decisive play of the entire game. And even when, as also happened in that game, not one of the twenty-two players on the field is aware that the two-minute mark has passed. The Skins stopped the 49ers on fourth down to save that game. They exulted; the 49ers started off the field. Then the refs said, "Play the down over." Absolutely unbelievable.

78. In baseball, fans catch foul balls. In football, they raise a net so you can't even catch an extra point.

79. Nothing in baseball is as boring as the four hours of ABC's Monday Night Football.

80. Blowhard coach Buddy Ryan, who once gave himself a grade of A+ for his handling of the Eagles. "I didn't make any mistakes," he explained. His 5-10-1 team was 7-9 the year before he came.

81. Football players, somewhere back in their phylogenic development, learned how to talk like football coaches. ("Our goals this week were to contain Dickerson and control the line of scrimmage.") Baseball players say things like, "This pitcher's so bad that when he comes in, the grounds crew drags the warning track."

82. Football coaches walk across the field after the game and pretend to congratulate the opposing coach. Baseball managers head right for the bear.

83. The best ever in each sport - Babe Ruth and Jim Brown - each represents egocentric excess. But Ruth never threw a woman out a window.

84. Quarterbacks have to ask the crowd to quiet down. Pitchers never do.

85. Baseball nicknames go on forever - because we feel we know so many players intimately. Football monikers run out fast. We just don't know that many of them as people.

86. Baseball measures a gift for dailiness.

87. Football has two weeks of hype before the Super Bowl. Baseball takes about two days off (Usually. - BD.) before the World Series.

88. Football, because of its self-importance, minimises a sense of humour. Baseball cultivates one. Knowing you'll lose at least sixty games every season makes self-deprecation a survival tool. As Casey Stengel (He managed the Original Mets. - BD) said to his barber, "Don't cut my throat. I may want to do that myself later."

89. Football is played best full of adrenaline and anger. Moderation seldom finds a place. Almost every act of baseball is a blending of effort and control: too much of either is fatal.

90. Football's real problem is not that it glorifies violence, though it does, but that it offers no successful alternative to violence. In baseball, there is a choice of methods: the changeup or the knuckleball, the bunt or the hit-and-run.

91. Baseball is vastly better in person than on TV. Only when you're in the ballpark can the eye grasp and interconnect the game's great distances. Will the wind blow that long fly just over the fence? Will the relay throw nail the runner trying to score from first on a double in the alley? Who's warming up in the bullpen? Did the base stealer get a good jump? The eye flicks back and forth and captures everything that is necessary. As for replays, most parks have them. Football is better on TV. At least you don't need binoculars. And you've got your replays.

92. Turn the car radio dial on a summer night.

93. George Steinbrenner learned his baseball methods as a football coach.

94. You'll never see a woman in a fur coat at a baseball game.

95. You'll never see a man in a fur coat at a baseball game.

96.A six-month pennant race. Football has nothing like it.

97. In football, nobody says "Let's play two!" (In fairness, they don't in baseball anymore, and that is a crime. Bring back the Sunday doubleheader! - BD.)

98. When a baseball player gets knocked out, he goes to the showers. When a football player gets knocked out, he goes to get X-rayed.

99. Most of all, baseball is better than football because spring training is less than a month away.

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Glossary of the baseball nicknames alluded to:

Blue Moon: John (Blue Moon) Odom, a pitcher for the 1970s Oakland A's.
Catfish: Hall of Famer Jim (Catfish) Hunter.
Spaceman: Bill Lee, the pitcher/philosophicker/wit of the 1970s Boston Red Sox.
Sugar Bear: Utility infielder-outfielder Larvell Blanks.
The Human Rain Delay: Mike Hargrove, player in the 1970s/1980s, pennant-winning Cleveland Indians manager of the 1990s; now manages the Baltimore Orioles. (He got the nickname for taking time out after every pitch when he batted.)
Charlie Hustle: Pete Rose (though this would be modified, as of 1989, to Charlie Hustler).
Steady Eddie: Future Hall of Fame first baseman Eddie Murray.
The Candy Man: John Candelaria, a lanky pitcher on the "Fam-i-lee" Pittsburgh Pirates.
Puff the Magic Dragon: Graig Nettles, the long-ball hitting, vacuum-cleaning third baseman for the Yankee pennant teams of the late 1970s.
The Wizard of Oz: Who else? San Diego/St. Louis shortstop acrobat Ozzie Smith.
Tom Terrific: Hall of Fame pitcher Tom Seaver. (Also known, in his years with the Mets, as The Franchise.)
Doggie: Tony Perez, perhaps the real soul of the legendary Big Red Machine.
Kitty Kat: Pitcher/commentator Jim Kaat.
Oil Can: Ill-fated Boston Red Sox pitcher Dennis (Oil Can) Boyd.

Now...Enjoy!!! For the winter of our malcontent is about to swallow us. But the good news is, once tonight's World Series game is over, spring training is a mere three months away.
1 posted on 11/04/2001 5:43:34 PM PST by BluesDuke
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To: BluesDuke
College football is better then either NFL or baseball.
2 posted on 11/04/2001 5:49:02 PM PST by Husker24
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To: Hildy; NYCVirago; Alan Chapman; Texasforever; 2Trievers; Hugh Akston; Irma; lavrenti...
*Bump for the National Pastime!*
3 posted on 11/04/2001 5:50:08 PM PST by BluesDuke
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To: Husker24
College football is better then either NFL or baseball.

Horse hockey!
4 posted on 11/04/2001 5:50:55 PM PST by BluesDuke
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To: BluesDuke
I live near Dallas. We don't have much fun now that the Cowboys are on hard times. BTW, what is baseball?
5 posted on 11/04/2001 5:57:22 PM PST by sonofatpatcher2
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To: sonofatpatcher2
BTW, what is baseball?

A game, as opposed to an organised gang war.
6 posted on 11/04/2001 6:00:51 PM PST by BluesDuke
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To: BluesDuke
Baseball highlight are a dud: some guy tees off, a ball flies into the stands, and a guy jogs around the bases. He could just walk around the bases for that matter. That's exciting? How many times can you guys watch the same damn thing over and over again?

BTW, I grew up playing and watching baseball, but then I grew up.

7 posted on 11/04/2001 7:44:08 PM PST by RussP
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To: BluesDuke
Hey, if you think the Super Bowl is next weekend, you really DON'T know anything about NFL football, do you?

Baseball needs three things to become interesting:
1. A shot clock; say, no more than 15 seconds between pitches.
2. A defined number of time outs. A small number, like 5 per game.
3. No calling the game on weather. If football can be played in the rain and snow and ice, why not baseball? What a bunch of pussies!

I have to admit, though, this latest World Series was sorta interesting.

From an original (as in: from day one) Dallas Cowboys fan.

8 posted on 11/04/2001 8:01:47 PM PST by upchuck
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To: RussP
Baseball highlight are a dud: some guy tees off, a ball flies into the stands, and a guy jogs around the bases. He could just walk around the bases for that matter. That's exciting? How many times can you guys watch the same damn thing over and over again?

Well, if all you bother to watch are the highlights, small wonder you think (erroneously) that baseball is unexciting. Had you been watching the World Series just concluded, you would have believed anything but.
9 posted on 11/04/2001 8:02:30 PM PST by BluesDuke
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To: Husker24
One reason why football is better than baseball....Kurt Warner!
10 posted on 11/04/2001 8:15:32 PM PST by just wondering
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To: BluesDuke; innocentbystander
And George goes on ... Baseball and football are the two most popular spectator sports in this country. And, as such, it seems they ought to be able to tell us something about ourselves and our values. And maybe how those values have changed over the last 150 years. For those reasons I enjoy comparing baseball and football:

Baseball is a nineteenth-century pastoral game.

Football is a twentieth-century technological struggle.

Baseball is played on a diamond, in a park. The baseball park!

Football is played on a GRIDIRON, in a STADIUM, sometimes called SOLDIER FIELD or WAR MEMORIAL STADIUM.

Baseball begins in the spring, the season of new life.

Football begins in the fall, when everything is dying.

In football you wear a helmet

In baseball you wear a cap.

Football is concerned with downs. "What down is it?

Baseball is concerned with ups. "Who's up? Are you up? I'm not up! He's up!"

In football you recieve a penalty.

In baseball you make an error.

In football the specialist comes in to kick.

In baseball the specialist comes in to relieve somebody.

Football has hitting, clipping, spearing, piling on, personal fouls, late hitting, and unnecessary roughness.

Baseball has the sacrifice.

Football is played in any kind of weather: Rain, snow, sleet, hail, fog...can't see the game, don't know if there is a game going on; mud on the field...can't read the uniforms, can't read the yard markers, the struggle will continue!

In baseball if it rains, we don't go out to play. "I can't go out! It's raining out!"

Baseball has the seventh-inning stretch.

Football has the two-minute warning

Baseball has no time limit: "We don't know when it's gonna end!"

Football is rigidly timed, and it will end "even if we have to go to sudden death."

In baseball, during the game, in the stands, there's kind of a picnic feeling. Emotions may run high or low, but there's not that much unpleasantness.

In football, during the game in the stands, you can be sure that at least twenty-seven times you were perfectly capable of taking the life of a fellow human being


And finally, the objectives of the the two games are completely different:


In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"

11 posted on 11/04/2001 8:18:36 PM PST by 2Trievers
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To: upchuck
Hey, if you think the Super Bowl is next weekend, you really DON'T know anything about NFL football, do you?

You might consider noting the original date of publication. Next question.
12 posted on 11/04/2001 8:20:26 PM PST by BluesDuke
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To: Husker24
"...College football is better then either NFL or baseball..."

This One Speaks the Truth !!

College Football is the Only remaining sport that 'Pride' can ever be considered as part of the game.
In 'Pro (Insert Game here)' has taken over almost every aspect of 'Pro (Copy Name of Game Here).

13 posted on 11/04/2001 8:24:53 PM PST by Alabama_Wild_Man
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To: just wondering
One reason why football is better than baseball....Kurt Warner!

Twenty reasons why baseball is better than football: Sandy Koufax. Lefty Grove. Bob Gibson. Juan Marichal. Christy Mathewson. Whitey Ford. Roger Clemens. Randy Johnson. Walter Johnson. Greg Maddux. Dan Quisenberry (may his soul rest in peace). Jim Palmer. Nolan Ryan. Warren Spahn. Steve Carlton. Elroy Face. Hoyt Wilhelm. Rollie Fingers. Robin Roberts. Ferguson Jenkins. (Just for openers...)
14 posted on 11/04/2001 8:25:16 PM PST by BluesDuke
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To: 2Trievers
God bless him, but I think George left one out:

Football has sudden death. Baseball goes to extra innings.
15 posted on 11/04/2001 8:26:51 PM PST by BluesDuke
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To: 2Trievers
Thanks for posting this, 2T!

IMHO, Carlin was blasting baseball as game for wimps, so characterizing his analysis as PRO-baseball is in error.

16 posted on 11/04/2001 8:34:05 PM PST by RonDog
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To: BluesDuke
I tuned in just in time to see the winning run driven in. Looked like a bloop hit to me. What a dud of a way to decide the winner of the World Series.

I actually think baseball could be a lot more exciting. That's not saying much, of course, but what the heck. I'd start by doing something to reduce the number of home runs. Watching guys trot around the bases is a complete and utter DUD.

Watching a guy slide into third base or home plate on a close play, on the other hand, is exciting -- but it hardly ever happens. The field needs to be bigger, or the ball needs to be softened up or something. Whatever it takes to make those overpaid bastards RUN instead of trot around the bases!

You never see football players trotting -- unless the play is over. And the trotting is certainly NOT the highlight.

17 posted on 11/04/2001 8:37:22 PM PST by RussP
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In football the object is for the quarterback, also known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his receivers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! - I hope I'll be safe at home!

19 posted on 11/04/2001 8:38:02 PM PST by Nate505
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To: Nate505
For the 20 of you that don't know, I did not come up with that. It is a classic George Carline routine.
20 posted on 11/04/2001 8:39:52 PM PST by Nate505
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