I wonder what Bush is saying to the old bloated goat?
1 posted on
11/02/2001 7:58:21 AM PST by
goron
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To: goron
"If you vote with me on this one, I'll let you drive Hillary home...over the bridge."
To: goron
"pssst, hey Teddy, you're an old bloated goat"3 posted on
11/02/2001 8:01:48 AM PST by
ChadGore
To: goron
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4 posted on
11/02/2001 8:02:28 AM PST by
ChadGore
To: goron
"Don't look now Teddy, but I think you just got your @ss kicked in the polls! Oh yeah, by the way, your zipper is open!"
To: goron
Don't look now, but the guy to your right has a bad case of gas this morning.
7 posted on
11/02/2001 8:03:26 AM PST by
goodform
To: goron
Ted open your mouth one more time, and Capt. Ahab will be waiting for you!
Notice how the overweight whale from Taxachutis is closing his clymer, er mouth!
To: goron
"Show you a little trick Teddy...learned it from Star Trek...an old Vulcan trick to decapicitate folks. Where is it.....there got it...HEY NEWS MEDIA...TEDDY IS PASSED OUT DRUNK AGAIN"
To: goron
"C'mon, Ted, you can level with me. Is McCain really a Democrat?"
10 posted on
11/02/2001 8:04:55 AM PST by
dirtboy
To: goron
Is it me or does Ted look like Klintoon?
To: goron
OK Ted. Think hard. Is there anything at all that you understand about what's going on?
16 posted on
11/02/2001 8:16:13 AM PST by
A J
To: goron
"They tell me that the safest place in Washington is hiding behind you. Not even a terrorist would waste the lead on you."
To: goron
If only that were Barney Frank behind Teddy... the off-color jokes would be MUCH funnier!
To: goron
Do you want a drink as badly as I do?
To: goron
GWB: "Hey, Teddy boy -- that makes it TWO Bushes now in the White House! So how's the family been?"
EK: "{urp} ... jes wail nesht lectin, gorj, yul shee nafgis oseodn iflssmm ......."
22 posted on
11/02/2001 8:31:47 AM PST by
mikrofon
To: goron
Ala
"Bettlejuice" "Stick around "Round Boy", we're gonna have some laughs!"
To: goron
"I just want you to know I'm onto you, you fat, disgusting socialist...now there's a camera on us, so smile pretty."
To: goron
"Listen up fat boy...If you don't learn how to sit down and keep yer mouth shut, I'm gonna personally gonna walk up to The Hill and rip your head off and crap down your neck. Are we clear?"
To: goron
Dubya: "Ted, I just had to tell you that yesterday I sent a contribution to Free Republic in your name... ha ha ha"
To: goron
"So Teddy, was MaryJo behind you like this, or was she on the other side of the back seat in your Olds?"
28 posted on
11/02/2001 8:37:06 AM PST by
aShepard
To: goron
"Yes Teddy, it is new carpet."
29 posted on
11/02/2001 8:39:35 AM PST by
csvset
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