[MAWG]

" I ordered a banana flip and a 16 oz. R.C., and this is what I got. Damn right I'm mad. Where is my Congressional Aide? Latrina, get me what I ordered! "

[Sparky760]

I bet I can fit these both in my mouth and then recite the United States Constitution......errr wait I don't know that one.

[Teacup]

Hey Cynthia McKinney. It beats condoms. If you were starving, you would be grateful, Maroon!

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

"Mr. Chairman, I have before me a recent Zogby poll that indicates that a staggering 9 out of 10 chimpanzees prefer the round block to the sqaure block during testing. That being said, I think we need to form a blue ribbon commision and begin intensive study of these puzzling testing preferences by chimpanzees. A modest grant of only 8 or 9 million dollars should be sufficient to get to the bottom of this issue."

[Come get it]

Hmmm...

Square hole? Round hole?

Man, I cain't figer this out!

[RippleFire]

I'm so confused

[KLT]

"Well, I have a square thing in my right hand or is it my left? I get mixed up."

[Zviadist]

Yeah, McKinney is real evil -- just because she doesn't want innocent kids to be blown to hell trying to digest our stupid peanut butter while be bomb the hell out their country. You all need to get a life.

[Gasshog]

Shoot! Dey aint that big..

Watch

I kin stuff bofa dem in my big mouf at once.

[RippleFire]

Well, Cynthia - the large square package (which you have not shown to scale) in plastic wrap (which you have not shown) has pictures of people eating on it. The round package has pictures of ... well, let's just say it is a suppository. Please give it a try.

[Benrand]

Are those FLASH BANG grenades? If they are, she can't ask CHuck Scumer about them.

[socal_parrot]

ping!

Hugh Hewitt played her speech yesterday. It's nice to see the comparison with the real items and the phonies she had made.

[swheats]

McKinney we learned this in kindergarten, one is a cylinder and the other is a rectangle. Circle, square what part of this don't you understand?

[MassExodus]

O.K. they are BOTH what - yellow?

[Gritty]

"...'n raht here I'z got mah gubmint cheese!"

[Registered]

You have GOT to see this.

[Humidston]

ALERT TO ALL! Read Oldtimer's thread ("Watch Your Email") regarding this disgusting woman.

He sent her an angry email. She (or someone in her office) REROUTED his original, erasing the header, to his own Congressman with his signature! Fortunately, he and his Congressman (Ralph Hall) are good friends so Hall called him, all upset to confront him for sending such a cruel note and they got the issue cleared up.

MAYBE THIS HAPPENED TO YOU?? Maybe your Congressman thinks YOU sent him/her a similar angry note???

THIS WOMAN DOESN'T KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD - ETHICS!!

[pittsburgh gop guy]

She is dumber than a box of hair.

[Registered]

[RetiredArmy]

Would you good people of Georgia kindly SHUT THAT BIT** UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(end of rant).