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1 posted on 11/01/2001 6:21:48 AM PST by Lizavetta
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" I ordered a banana flip and a 16 oz. R.C., and this is what I got. Damn right I'm mad. Where is my Congressional Aide? Latrina, get me what I ordered! "
68 posted on 11/01/2001 7:25:04 AM PST by MAWG
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I bet I can fit these both in my mouth and then recite the United States Constitution......errr wait I don't know that one.
75 posted on 11/01/2001 8:54:39 AM PST by Sparky760
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Hey Cynthia McKinney. It beats condoms. If you were starving, you would be grateful, Maroon!
76 posted on 11/01/2001 8:58:43 AM PST by Teacup
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"Mr. Chairman, I have before me a recent Zogby poll that indicates that a staggering 9 out of 10 chimpanzees prefer the round block to the sqaure block during testing. That being said, I think we need to form a blue ribbon commision and begin intensive study of these puzzling testing preferences by chimpanzees. A modest grant of only 8 or 9 million dollars should be sufficient to get to the bottom of this issue."


78 posted on 11/01/2001 9:01:45 AM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts
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Hmmm...

Square hole? Round hole?

Man, I cain't figer this out!

81 posted on 11/01/2001 9:07:32 AM PST by Come get it
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I'm so confused


82 posted on 11/01/2001 9:08:30 AM PST by RippleFire
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"Well, I have a square thing in my right hand or is it my left? I get mixed up."
84 posted on 11/01/2001 9:09:35 AM PST by KLT
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Yeah, McKinney is real evil -- just because she doesn't want innocent kids to be blown to hell trying to digest our stupid peanut butter while be bomb the hell out their country. You all need to get a life.
85 posted on 11/01/2001 9:09:42 AM PST by Zviadist
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Shoot! Dey aint that big..

Watch

I kin stuff bofa dem in my big mouf at once.

86 posted on 11/01/2001 9:12:00 AM PST by Gasshog
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Well, Cynthia - the large square package (which you have not shown to scale) in plastic wrap (which you have not shown) has pictures of people eating on it. The round package has pictures of ... well, let's just say it is a suppository. Please give it a try.
87 posted on 11/01/2001 9:12:01 AM PST by RippleFire
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Are those FLASH BANG grenades? If they are, she can't ask CHuck Scumer about them.
88 posted on 11/01/2001 9:12:21 AM PST by Benrand
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ping!

Hugh Hewitt played her speech yesterday. It's nice to see the comparison with the real items and the phonies she had made.

89 posted on 11/01/2001 9:19:19 AM PST by socal_parrot
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McKinney we learned this in kindergarten, one is a cylinder and the other is a rectangle. Circle, square what part of this don't you understand?
90 posted on 11/01/2001 9:19:20 AM PST by swheats
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O.K. they are BOTH what - yellow?
91 posted on 11/01/2001 9:29:45 AM PST by MassExodus
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"...'n raht here I'z got mah gubmint cheese!"
96 posted on 11/01/2001 10:05:57 AM PST by Gritty
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You have GOT to see this.
98 posted on 11/01/2001 10:32:01 AM PST by Registered
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ALERT TO ALL! Read Oldtimer's thread ("Watch Your Email") regarding this disgusting woman.

He sent her an angry email. She (or someone in her office) REROUTED his original, erasing the header, to his own Congressman with his signature! Fortunately, he and his Congressman (Ralph Hall) are good friends so Hall called him, all upset to confront him for sending such a cruel note and they got the issue cleared up.

MAYBE THIS HAPPENED TO YOU?? Maybe your Congressman thinks YOU sent him/her a similar angry note???

THIS WOMAN DOESN'T KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD - ETHICS!!

103 posted on 11/01/2001 11:32:07 AM PST by Humidston
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She is dumber than a box of hair.
104 posted on 11/01/2001 11:37:23 AM PST by pittsburgh gop guy
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105 posted on 11/01/2001 11:47:16 AM PST by Registered
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Would you good people of Georgia kindly SHUT THAT BIT** UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(end of rant).
108 posted on 11/01/2001 11:51:13 AM PST by RetiredArmy
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