1 posted on
11/01/2001 6:21:48 AM PST by
Lizavetta
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To: Lizavetta
"What joo talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
To: Lizavetta
The framers knew that we would have some totally inept, stupid, crazy, losers representing us. That's why there are so many representatives to overcome these statistical expectations.
3 posted on
11/01/2001 6:26:09 AM PST by
1Old Pro
To: Lizavetta
"Mister Jesse, Mister Jesse, I don't know nuthin' bout refusin' money!"
To: Lizavetta
It's a toss-up as to whom is the dumbest, McKinney or Shiela Jackson Lee!Collectivly they could not pound rock salt into a bullfrogs ass with a ten pound mallet! And Lee is on the House Intel Cmte! BEAM ME UP!
5 posted on
11/01/2001 6:27:10 AM PST by
donozark
To: Lizavetta
Free Cheese
To: Lizavetta
"Sorry I'm late. I had to get out of Show and Tell to get here. Miss Lippie understood."
To: Lizavetta
"One of these things is not like the other.
One of these things just doesn't belong..."
To: Lizavetta
Good Lord, look at the piehole on her.
To: Lizavetta
Very simple solution. Print "Hijack this, fags" on the bomblets.
11 posted on
11/01/2001 6:29:53 AM PST by
ladtx
To: Lizavetta
A cylinder, a cone head, and a block.
To: Lizavetta
"...left, looks very similar, in size and color..."
Waaaa?? Like a round peg in a square hole. The Taliban can't be that stupid, comrade McKinney.
13 posted on
11/01/2001 6:30:05 AM PST by
spald
To: Lizavetta
"C-c-can't we all just get a check?"
To: Lizavetta
Rep. McKinney then demonstrates what the one in her right hand can do that the one in her left hand cannot...< slapping self >...sorry, I was daydreaming for a minute there.
To: Lizavetta
Which do you prefer?
Frozen Big Bird in a box or Canned Big Bird?
16 posted on
11/01/2001 6:30:37 AM PST by
SAMWolf
To: Lizavetta
Neither one of those are the genuine article. Hope someone pointed that out.
To: Lizavetta
"As a belated birthday give for Senator Rodham, I have hear a can of Comet and a Brillo pad. If we all pitch in we can all stop Old Crusty from stinking up the place."
To: Lizavetta
Unlike me, most Afghanis are smart enough to:
1. Notice that most cluster bombs explode, therefore yellow objects among a group of craters may be dangerous.
2. Conversely note that a field of yellow packets without craters are unlikely to be a few dud munitions.
3. Tell the difference between a #&%^@ CYLINDER and a BOX!!
22 posted on
11/01/2001 6:34:42 AM PST by
m1911
"Now, His Royal Highness' note to me said 'the check for $10 million is inside one of these packages; choose wisely'. What do you think he meant by that?"
To: Lizavetta
"Some arab needs to fill one these with a whole bunch of money cause I need some. Ya'll think I'm kidding but I'm not. I take Visa, Mastercard, Diners Club, checks, gold, jewels, what you got? I don't take no IOU's cause I don't know U. Now who's gonna pay miss McKinney for her time? Don't take all day cause this weave don't last forever"
To: Lizavetta
Hey Cynthia, I have more confidence in the Afgans than I hanve in you.
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