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To: Cagey
Yeah, I tried that time machine bit myself. It didn't work.

When I tried to convince the Southerners to abolish slavery and not take on the North, they damn near lynched me.

When I tried to persuade the Athenians not to embark on the Expedition to Syracuse, they thought I was a Spartan agent. Had Aspasia not hidden me in a very large amphora... (She agreed with me, by the way. I'm still in love with her!)

When I tried to explain the germ theory to Elizabeth I, she thought I was a witch and damn near locked me in The Tower.

All was not lost, however.

I did manage to persuade Isabella to sell her jewels and send Columbus to India (an ounce of inaccuracy is worth a pound of explanation).

And I did help Cleopatra get over Caesar. (Ooooo was she good to me.....!)

18 posted on 10/31/2001 5:33:12 AM PST by Savage Beast
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To: Savage Beast
I kept telling Edward II: spend more time with your wife, and less with your nancy-boys. As a result of ignoring my advice, he came to a painful end.
37 posted on 10/31/2001 8:07:48 AM PST by dighton
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