[dighton]

I kept telling Edward II: spend more time with your wife, and less with your nancy-boys. As a result of ignoring my advice, he came to a painful end.

[Savage Beast]

That's how Aspasia and I got together. She thought I was the hottest thing since Pericles--hotter in fact. Most of the guys back then were interested in each other, and Pericles was kinda interested himself. She really didn't want me to leave. Who can blame her!