[Cogadh na Sith]

This country needs to see the error of its way and repent for the sins of the nation. It's an individual thing, I guess.

Ok, ok already! IT'S MY FAULT that the mad arabs killed 3000 people with planes! ALL MY FAULT!

The arabs flew the planes into the Towers because in 2001:

I swore 15,000 times.
I looked at porno webpages
I didn't go to church.
I took two packages of crackers for lunch instead of 1
I drank beer 'til I was drunk
I didn't keep the Sabbath Holy.
I got a tattoo
I gave someone the finger

It's all my fault!

[Marysecretary]

We're not talking about individual sins here but the sins of a nation such as abortion, homosexuality, things that the lawmakers have said are A-OK and are a slap in God's face. Don't get your panties in a twist, chookter.