At this time, I would like to nominate Lazamataz for FBI Director. Or Supreme Leader. Or something.
He'll be competing with Gibson over at Fox News. If someone was to post the smokin' rant he just finished delivering, they'd be banned for life for violating two thirds of the rules.
Plus, they'd get enough fatwas dropped on 'em to... well, there'd be a lot. Picture something with lots of camels, detached schmata-kopfs, and a bunch of moldy falafel.