I would not trust any translator, rofl. Once when emailing a German friend of mine, I thought I would suprise him and translate my message to German. In essence my message was short and simple and ending with "I have got to go and eat, as all I have had today was a donut".
My friend could not stop laughing, his email back to me was "Did you really eat a rubber seal for breakfast?"
I have laughed so much over this.
To try to regain some dignity I emailed him back with, "Yes, as a matter of fact they are quite delicious".
Just beware of translators, you may be insulting to the receiving end. I for one would never use one again.