[Mama_Bear]

Reporting for duty. :-) But, I can't stay long.

Just dropping off an image for the thread.

God Bless America! God Bless Our Troops!

[kayak]

And Everybody

Tired of idiot reporters insisting on details that compromise operational security and endangering our military people? Then check out this link. Phone # is in opening post; email info is in #32.

SUPPORT RUMSFELD: Idiot Reporters Should Be Identified (Call The Pentagon Public Affairs Office Now)

[Syncro]

Very nice.

:>)

[prognostigaator]

A problem solved for members of the media specifically prepared by :

the Mental Health Institute. A Special release.

Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline.
If you are obsessive or compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependant, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3,4,5 and 6
If you are paranoid, we already know who you are, but stay on the line while we trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you have short term memory loss, press 9, if you have short term memory loss, press 9, if you have short term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.

[Stolen from: http://www.langa.com/]