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Have you heard the joke? A guy goes for a company physical. The doctor tells him to undress. As he takes his shoes and socks off, the doctor exclaims over the condition of his feet. "What happened to your feet?" he asked. "Oh, I had a bad case of tolio." "Don't you mean 'polio'?" "No, it was tolio and it left my feet this way." When the guy takes off his trousers, the doctor asked, "Good G-d, man! What happened to your knees?" "Oh, when I was a child I had a really bad case of kneesles." The doctor just shrugged and told him to continue disrobing. When the guy took off his shorts, the doctor said, "Wait, don't tell me. A bad case of small cocks?" (Alternate reading: chicken cocks)