Whoa, nelly! We got bigtime college buzkashi between the hedges! He's rumblin', bumblin', stumblin' down the sidelines, hanging on to the headless goat like a loaf of bread!
Latest Afghan Bowl Coalition Buzkashi Ratings:
1. Amnebarma Crimson Tide of Infidel Blood
2. Nebraskastan Goathuskers
3. Islamasota Golden Cave Gophers
4. Peshawar A&M Oil Boilers
5. Cal-Berkeley