[janus]

The main reason we are hated by the Islamic world is because we invented the telephone. Do you know what it is like to be on your horse with a headless goat under arm, heading towards your opponents goal, when your cell phone rings? Then to find out it is just some guy trying to palm off a cheap vacation at DisneyWorld?

[SunnyUsa]

"The main reason we are hated by the Islamic world is because we invented the telephone. Do you know what it is like to be on your horse with a headless goat under arm, heading towards your opponents goal, when your cell phone rings?

ring ring ring .... ring ring ring....

[IowaHawk]

Whoa, nelly! We got bigtime college buzkashi between the hedges! He's rumblin', bumblin', stumblin' down the sidelines, hanging on to the headless goat like a loaf of bread!

Latest Afghan Bowl Coalition Buzkashi Ratings:

1. Amnebarma Crimson Tide of Infidel Blood
2. Nebraskastan Goathuskers
3. Islamasota Golden Cave Gophers
4. Peshawar A&M Oil Boilers
5. Cal-Berkeley