"Black III"

FRiendsOfMarkEarley...calm...60%-35%!! ^ | 26 October 2001 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Wait..."
(To be sung to The Band's "The Weight")

I pulled into DeeCeeTown...met Dubyuh 'bout half past ten...
"Patriot, help US, please"..."Sir, I'll do my best!!"
"Hey Mudboy, can you tell me, how to counteract The Left?!"
MUD just grinned )=^D and shook his hand, "Yep!!" was all I said!!

Take the load off, Dubyuh, leave Ol' Slick fer ME!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh...and...and...and...
You put the load...put the load...Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Gathered up my facts...Willie Clinton gots no place to hide!!
Folks saw MUD's karma...and James Carville walkin' side by side...
MUD said, "Hey Carville...come on, you/me throwin' down!!"
James said, "NO...I fear ya, bro...but Mary'll stick aroun'!!"

Take the load off, Fuzzball...I'll do Slick fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Limbaugh...and...and...and...
You hand the ball...PASS the damn BALL to ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Stalked down Mark Warner...US FReeper Boyz, we don't play!!
Left fears the Truth...next election is Left's Judgement Day!!
The Truth, my FRiends...we shall make the Leftists[/Med'yuh/Soc'lists] see!!
MUD says, "Country's worth savin', folks, won't you help stand against Left's Tyranny?!!"

Take the load off, Granny...strike a blow fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Seniors...and...and...and...
Please put the load Right on me!!

Willie's Jesters hounded me...but I fought them with my thoughts...
Left said, "We would fix yer a$$, but MUD don't break no laws!!"
MUD said, "Wait a minute, Agent...you know MUD's a Peaceful Man."
He said, "That's Okay, Boy, I sure pray you git that pr**k!!!"

Take the load off, Country...fer OUR Country, FReep!!
Take the load off, Sheeple...and...and...and...
Just put the load, put the load, Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Get your COURAGE UP...folks, let's FReep Slick fer Left's crimes!!
The Left is sinking low, and I do believe it's time...
To take back this Great Nation...y'all know we'll have some fun!!
Who sent me here with her FReegards fer everyone!!

Take the load off, Ashcroft...INDICT SLICK WILLIE!!!
Take the load off, Congress...and...and...and...
Just fight Dem 'Ho's, Justice knows...RE-IMPEACH!!

Mudboy Slim (26 October 2001)

[goldilucky]

I wonder if the Smith Act would also apply to this "Patriotic Act" as we have people in this country who advocate the overthrow of the state and federal government by seditious speech and acts not covered by the First Amendment.

[ChaseR]

""Appear to be intended" can be applied to just anyone doing everything.
Also note this attempt to create "extralegal military courts."

So Jade, I take it you don't like this "military court" decision by President Bush and team.

[dead culture watch]

WHOOSH!

[goldilucky]

"I think the "Patriot Act" is trying to set entirely new legal precedents, rather than build on existing laws.

And I believe you are correct on this one. And that is scarry. Next they'll be rounding up all the patriots using this act as the law to put them in the death camps they have provdided for us.

[Mudboy Slim]

"How 'bout a rendition of "Friend of the Devil" -- there ought to be a lot of fodder for your creativity in that one."

Here ya go, my FRiend...took awhile to get around to it, but here's my FReeped version of Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil"

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Heh heh heh...my nephew, "BigNate@1-year-old!!"

He's got Defensive Tackle written all over him...MUD

I'll FReepMail y'all the access code...LOL!!

[Mudboy Slim]

Here's another one..."SantaNate!!"

LOL...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"We'll run across one another again, I'm sure. It's the will of Landru. ciao."

Speaking of CHOW, anybody seen Landru?!

FReegards...MUD

[FreeTheHostages]

Landru has not posted since 12/19.

How Long, oh Lord, must we be in this desert?

[Mudboy Slim]

SIX WEEKS?!!

"How Long, oh Lord, must we be in this desert?"

Landru...please tell the Beautiful Redhead that America needs yer Wisdom...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Eve Of Destruction"
(By that Good Ol' Lefty GoPatGoer, Barry McGuire)

The eastern world it is explodin',
Violence flarin', bullets loadin'!!
You're old enough to kill but not for votin',
You don't believe in war, what's that gun you're totin'?!
And even the Jordan River has bodies floatin'...

But you tell me over and over and over again, my FRiend,
Ah, you don't believe we're on the Eve of Destruction.

Don't you understand, what I'm trying to say?
Can't you feel the fears I'm feeling today?
If the button is pushed, there's no running away,
There'll be no one to save with the world in a grave,
Take a look around you, boy, it's bound to scare you, boy, and you tell me...

But you tell me over and over and over again, my FRiends,
Ah, you don't believe we're on the Eve of Destruction.

Yeah, my blood's so mad, feels like coagulatin',
I'm sittin' here, just contemplatin',
I can't twist the truth, it knows no regulation,
Handful of Senators don't pass legislation,
And marches alone can't bring integration,
When human respect is disintegratin',
This whole crazy world is just too frustratin', and you tell me...

Over and over and over again, my FRiends,
Ah, you don't believe we're on the Eve of Destruction.

Think of all the hate there is in Red China!
Then take a look around to Selma, Alabama!
Ah, you may leave here, for four days in space,
But when your return, it's the same old place,
The poundin' of the drums, the pride and disgrace,
You can bury your dead, but don't leave a trace,
Hate your next-door-neighbour, but don't forget to say grace, and you tell me...

Over and over and over again, my FRiends,
Ah, you don't believe we're on the Eve of Destruction...
Ah, you don't believe we're on the Eve of Destruction.

FReegards...MUD


28 posted on 10/26/2001 3:44 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

31 July 1999

President William J. Clinton
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, N.W.
Washington, D.C. 20500

Re: Mudboy Slim and the Libertarians' "Simple Lust Fer Justice"

Dear Mr. President:

A number of months have now passed since the United States Senate failed in its Constitutional Duty to uphold and protect the sanctity of the Office of the Presidency of the United States, by sleep-walking through a sham Impeachment Trial and thereby allowing a blatant Perjurer, Obstructer of Justice, and out-and-out lowlife to retain the once-revered Oval Office. While this failure was indeed disappointing to millions upon millions of patriotic Americans accross this great land of ours, it will ultimately prove invaluable in targeting specific Effete Elite Senators for future removal from elected office. Senators who believe elected officials are above the Laws they themselves enact have no business retaining their Seats of Power, and they will be dealt with in due time. However, the immediate crisis facing this Nation is the indisputable fact that its highest elected official is not only a proven Felon, but we have since learned you are an alleged Rapist (Juanita Broaddrick and others), an Abuser of Power (IRS-Gate, File-Gate, the dog-wagging Kosovo Massacre, and the heretofore under-reported manipulation of the National Media), and a bought and paid-for Communist-Chinese Traitor to the national interests of the American People. And let no one forget--least of all the Rosenbergs--that TREASON is at the very least an IMPEACHABLE OFFENSE!!

This, of course, will not stand! The wheels of justice may turn all-too-slowly for this man's taste, but they are already turning in preparation for the Re-Impeachment of you, William Jefferson Clinton. Senators who are already on record as approving of a Felon in the Oval Office will soon be presented with the opportunity to weigh in on whether or not they support a TREASONOUS TYRANT whose acceptance of bribes from the Red Chinese Military Leadership--and the "quid-pro-quo" sale of sensitive nuclear technology to same--has resulted in an increasingly dangerous future for all Americans (and an expensive new Cold War with our #1 Geopolitical Foe going into the next Millenium)!! And please realize that, if 34 Democratic Senators vote in defense of your TREASON, it will serve as a well-deserved death-knell for the once-honorable Democratic Party...and we'll still convict you and dispatch you from office after the congressional Balance of Power has been dramatically altered on 7 November 2000!!

However, for the good of the Country--and the Office of the Presidency--we in the so-called "Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy" for Justice are willing to give you one last chance to do what you should have done well over a year ago...RESIGN!! RESIGN before Labor Day '99 and we on the Right may find it in our hearts to curtail the inevitable March To Justice somewhere short of your wasting away the rest of your days calling some Bubba "Schnook'ems" in a 7'x10' honeymoon suite in some Federal Penitentiary. Of course, Hell'ry could still make conjugal visits...LOL! Just blame me, if you'd like, a self-proclaimed "Right-Wing Zealot!" for your premature flight from office. Perhaps you can even "spin it" in such a way as to get you some sympathy points and improve the electoral chances for both Algore AND your wife... nice legacy, by the way...ROFLMAO! Sure, you'll have to give up your Presidential Pension and, of course, you'll be disbarred, but most likely your jailtime can be kept to a few short years. After all the pain and embarrassment you have thrust upon your wife and daughter, will you not spare them the ignominy and pain of having a husband or father rotting away the rest of his once-promising life in prison for TREASON?! For if you do not RESIGN soon, I--and many others--will do everything in our considerable power to guarantee you that the inevitable Tsunami of Justice will proceed as follows:

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. DE-PENSION. DISBAR. INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY. (COURT-MARTIAL/CONVICTION FOR TREASON PENDING FURTHER INVESTIGATION.)

I don't mean to put too fine of a point on this, Slick Willie, you have been officially put on notice! Enjoy the music, then FACE THE MUSIC...RESIGN NOW!!

Quite Sincerely,


Mudboy Slim

Enclosure: Mudboy Slim and the Libertarians' "Simple Lust Fer Justice"

cc. The U.S. House of Representatives
The U.S. Senate
The Mass Media
Fellow VRWC Members

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Dear Fellow FReepers and Jim Robinson--
I have a confession to make. On Thursday, the 29th of July, I posted an "Open Letter to the POTUS" that I indicated had already been sent to the White House with a copy of Mudboy Slim and the Libertarians' third 60-minute cassette, "A Lust Fer Justice." The letter was admittedly--and purposefully-- harsh, and included some pretty fiery rhetoric about the VRWC "sparing" Bill Clinton's life from an Execution for Treason, if he were to RESIGN by Labor Day of this year. A slew of responses ensued and I did my best to re-assure everyone that I in no way intended that I nor anyone else take Justice into our own hands, but after over 20 posts in what seemed like no time...the thread disappeared from the website.

Later, Mr. Robinson e-mailed me to explain that he pulled the post as, in his judgement, it could be "construed" that I was threatening the well-being of the President. Of course, on this site, JR's the boss, and I accept his verdict, but in my e-mail response to him I explained--in no uncertain terms--that I would never even contemplate such a radical act, nor would I encourage anyone else to do so. In fact, I would go so far as to say that--if there were ever to be an attempt on the Traitor-in-Chief's life--this asinine, cowardly, and immoral act (not unlike the assassination of JFK) would most likely come from some disaffected member of the Left or some other martyr-making Leftist sick and tired of the damage Slick Willie's caused his Party. The Right, on the other hand, needs Slick Willie alive in order to exact the Justice he has coming to him!!

The letter above is actually the one that was sent to the White House, and it actually wasn't dropped in the mail until this afternoon. Thanks in no small part to JR and a couple other FReeper friends, the "Open Letter to the POTUS" has been toned down significantly...BUT THE PURPOSE REMAINS THE SAME!! RESIGN BY LABOR DAY '99, SLICK WILLIE, OR PREPARE TO FACE THE WRATH OF....MUD

1 Posted on 07/31/1999 21:28:59 PDT by Mudboy Slim (D@Lone.FReeper)
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[Mudboy Slim]

"Justa Prison Drone"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Like a Rollin' Stone")

Once upon a time, you spewed yer lies...
Danced the Bubba Jive with yo' wife...I WARNED YOU!!
Mudboy wrote and sang, "Beware, BOY, yer bound to fall..."
What ya think?! [that] I wuz...kiddin' you?!!

You used to...prance about...
Brain-dead Elitists...hangin' out.
Now, FOB's don't talk so loud...
Now they don't seem so proud...
About knowin' yer cellmate, Bubba, makes you squeeeeeeeeeeeal!!!
How does it feeeel?! Slick, how does it feeeel?!
Knowin' Prison's yer home...just a rock-crushin' ho'!!
Justa Prison Drone!!!

Ahhh...you went to the finest schools...
Alright, Slick Willie, but you know you only used to get...JUICED IN 'EM!!
You never learned, BOY, how to live within walls concrete...
And now yer gonna have to get...used to it!!
You say you never told them lies...
Never raped Lady J...didn't know about the spies...
We're not buyin' yer ol' alibis...
Slick, we'll avenge all them children...YOU have fried!!
Now, you say, "Do we want to...Make A Deal?!!"
I DON'T THINK SO!!!!
How does it feeeel?! Bill, how does it feeeel?!!
To be on yer own...with yer whole Legacy Blown...
Do ya hear me now?! Yer just a Chi-Com HO!!!

Ahh you...never turned around to see the frowns...
On yer spokesmen and yer clowns who all did...tricks fer you.
Slick, it's understood that you ain't no good...
Real Men wouldn't let Ol' Butch Reno take yer...licks fer you!!
You used to ride on Air Force One with ol' Arafat...
Then you sold all our nukes to them Chinese cats...
Ain't it hard...when you discover that...
You really ain't, BOY, where it's at?!!
Tell me, Slick, whatcha want fer yer last meal?!!
HOW DOES IT FEEL?! Gonna make you kneel...
Willie, yer on yer own...in the FReeper Zone!!
Yep...a complete unknown...YOU, WE SHALL DETHRONE!!

Ahhh...wake up, all of you Sheeple...FReep the Elites...
They're all partyin'...thinkin' Slick's...got it made!!
Showerin' Slick with precious gifts...
Where Slick's goin' them cellmates don't like TRAITORS...
They don't take kindly to RAPE!!
You used to be...so amused...
At my Mudboy Songs and my "Radical RightWing Views"...
Come to me...and kneel down...let's make some News!!
Slick, beg to me, "Mudboy, please don't tighten the noose!!"
Yer vulnerable now...and all yer secrets, we'll reveal!
HOW DOES IT FEEL?!! Bill, HOW DOES IT FEEL?!!!
To know you'll be DETHRONED!! Knowin' Prison's yer next home!!
Just a rock-crushin' 'HO!!! JUSTA PRISON DRONE!!!!

(Sweet harp to fade)

MUD

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RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. DISBAR. DE-PENSION. INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

Operation SST...PROCEED PER SCHEDULE!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHmmmmmmmmmmmm...MUD!!

1 Posted on 07/22/2000 07:29:16 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Impeach@gain.harder!!)

)=^D...I ain't stoppin' 'til we're done!! How 'bout YOU?!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"American Lib'ral"
(To be sung, angrily, to the Guess Who's "American Woman")

Unnhhh!!!

American Lib'rals, stay away from me-ee!
Socialist Left, Big Brother...let me be-ee!
Don't come a'pimpin' the Federal Whore,
Don't want you to regulate no more!
I got more important things to do...
Than waste my time hatin' life with you!
"Now Lib'ral," I said, "Stay away-ay!!
DemocRAT Jacka$$, listen what I say-ay-ay!!"

American Lib'rals, get away from me-ee!
Enviro-Whackos...Algore huggin' tree-ees...
Don't come a'bitchin' around my store...
Ain't gonna fund your Programs no more...
Public Ed can stupidify,
But Rush's Right don't believe their LIES!
"NOW WOMYN," I said, "Go away-ay!
Feminist NAZIS...listen what I say-ay-ay-ay!!"

American Lib'ral, said get away-ay!
Hell'ry Rodham, listen what I say-ay!
Don't come a'stealin' the bread from my chores...
Ain't gonna fund your "art" no more...
We don't need your welfare schemes...
We don't need your class enmity!
Left-Wing Press ignores Bill's lies...
The Right will just convict his spies!!
Slick Willie, time for you to flee-eee!!
American Sheeple...when will you see?!!

GO!! Gotta hound away, gotta pound away, don't take no more!
We're gonna nail ya, Lib'rals! We'll RE-IMPEACH ya, Clinton!
Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye!
You're no good, B.C.! We're not fooled by you!!
Gotta look Slick, Right, in the eye,
Tell'im what he's gotta do,
"Ya know ya gotta leave...ya know ya gotta go!"
Bill's in CHAINS by Christmas Eve, or how 'bout tomorrow?!
Slick, ya gotta leave-eve!!

Goodbye, President Clinton...Goodbye, you Socialist twits!!

Mudboy Slim

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To ALL who attended the FReeper/Judicial Watch Rally--

Thanks for showing me a great time...I've never met a finer group of patriots in my life, and I spent 18 years as a Navy Brat amongst some of the finest fighting men and women this great Country has ever produced. We're RIGHT...and the Long Arm of Justice is about to put an end to Slick Willie's TREASONOUS reign!

Please let me know about any future FReeper events at the White House...I'll be there with bells on!!

EaglesUp--MUD

1 Posted on 07/25/1999 20:06:19 PDT by Mudboy Slim (here.til.we're.done!)

Still kickin' up my heels, my FRiends...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

The Enemy Within

Recently I have noticed a cooling of fervor among the media and talking heads on television. They are criticizing our president’s handling of the war and act as if we had already lost. It makes me want to throw up when I hear some self proclaimed intellectual or expert who barely has enough practical sense to tie his shoes criticizing people like Donald Rumfeld and Colin Powell who have been there and done that. These puffed up chowder heads know as much about fighting a war as a hog knows about an airplane. Yet they sit back in their lofty ivory towers and remind us every time a civilian gets killed in Afghanistan what a terrible thing we’re doing to their country. Wake up you detestable gas bags, if this war goes on for ten years we’ll never kill as many Afghans as the Taliban has. We will be doing the Afghan people a tremendous favor getting rid of these self righteous thugs who beat women with sticks and execute anyone who doesn’t believe the same way they do. How dare you bunch of overeducated cabbage heads try to make the citizens of this country think that we’re losing the war in Afghanistan. We’ve barely gottn started and if we were the same kind of people that you idiots are, the war would have been over the first couple of days because we would have dropped a couple of neutron bombs and come back home. But that’s not the kind of people we are. We are humane and caring and take every precaution we can to keep from hurting innocent people. It’s just a sad fact that there will always be innocent people hurt and killed in wars. It’s bound to happen but we don’t need you self aggrandizing pimple brains to keep on reminding us how deplorable it is. We know already. We know because of the carnage we suffered in New York and Washington on September 11th. When I see one of you draft card burning love and peace flower children spouting off about what we are doing in Afghanistan or criticizing our government for their efforts on the home front I’d like to pick you up by the nap of your soft neck and shake you like a bulldog shakes a rat. Don’t you people realize what you’re doing? Don’t you realize that there is nothing short of absolute victory acceptable in this war? Don’t you know or care that if we don’t finish this we will leave a world to our children and grandchildren a world we don’t even want to think about? Can you imagine a six year old kid carrying a gas mask to school? Our government is straining every nerve to protect us and eradicate the menace we face no matter what you think about it. And they don’t need a bunch of non combat arm chair generals telling the population that they don’t know what they’re doing. They know what they’re doing . I have been from coast to coast since the tragedy of September 11th and I find a totally different attitude among the hard working, tax paying, salt of the earth people of this country. They’re ready to fight , sacrifice and do whatever else it takes to defeat our enemy. You people are so out of touch with the vast part of the population of this nation. You live in an intellectually incestuous world. You never see anybody except each other and you wouldn’t know a sledge hammer from a plowshare much less the people who work with them. That ole boy from Texas ain’t going to give in to your incessant needling. He’s made of stouter stuff than the last poll propelled draft dodger who disgraced the Oval Office. Every time you doubt that this war is righteous take a look at the file footage of the Trade Towers coming down and think about the children whose mommies and daddies won’t be coming home anymore.

What do you think?

God Bless America Charlie Daniels Copyright 2001 Charlie Daniels All rights under copyright reserved.

I think that pretty well sums it up.


1 posted on 11/08/2001 10:42 PM EST by Socraticus

[Mudboy Slim]

My wife's an executive in the health care industry. She was entertaining an offer with an outfit which would've placed us in Seattle, WA.
Naturally, I was concerned about weather & did a meteorlogical search on the Internet for data concerning Seattle's weather ranking et al...
To my complete surprise I learned in reality, Chicago recieves much more precipitation than does Seattle; the catch being, much of Chicago's precipitation comes in the form of snow & as such isn't measured as "rain" per se.
But being from that area originally I don't care what they call it, it's water. {g}
Interesting, no?

[Landru]

Muddy...I thought everyone knew that little factoid about Seattle.
The Seattlites can blame Hollywierd for their lousy, soggy reputation, too.

In any event my bride's in the same business -- as you know -- & I did the same preliminary scouting when once she was being courted by an organization *in* Seattle.

My search -- & her career opportunity -- ceased (post haste) when I took ONE look at the cost of housing in that neck of the country.
The people in the pacific northwest -- on the coast anyway -- are delusional.

IF your bride's interested in exploring career opportunities, we should talk.

...check your freepmail.