"Black III"

FRiendsOfMarkEarley...calm...60%-35%!! ^ | 26 October 2001 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Wait..."
(To be sung to The Band's "The Weight")

I pulled into DeeCeeTown...met Dubyuh 'bout half past ten...
"Patriot, help US, please"..."Sir, I'll do my best!!"
"Hey Mudboy, can you tell me, how to counteract The Left?!"
MUD just grinned )=^D and shook his hand, "Yep!!" was all I said!!

Take the load off, Dubyuh, leave Ol' Slick fer ME!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh...and...and...and...
You put the load...put the load...Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Gathered up my facts...Willie Clinton gots no place to hide!!
Folks saw MUD's karma...and James Carville walkin' side by side...
MUD said, "Hey Carville...come on, you/me throwin' down!!"
James said, "NO...I fear ya, bro...but Mary'll stick aroun'!!"

Take the load off, Fuzzball...I'll do Slick fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Limbaugh...and...and...and...
You hand the ball...PASS the damn BALL to ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Stalked down Mark Warner...US FReeper Boyz, we don't play!!
Left fears the Truth...next election is Left's Judgement Day!!
The Truth, my FRiends...we shall make the Leftists[/Med'yuh/Soc'lists] see!!
MUD says, "Country's worth savin', folks, won't you help stand against Left's Tyranny?!!"

Take the load off, Granny...strike a blow fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Seniors...and...and...and...
Please put the load Right on me!!

Willie's Jesters hounded me...but I fought them with my thoughts...
Left said, "We would fix yer a$$, but MUD don't break no laws!!"
MUD said, "Wait a minute, Agent...you know MUD's a Peaceful Man."
He said, "That's Okay, Boy, I sure pray you git that pr**k!!!"

Take the load off, Country...fer OUR Country, FReep!!
Take the load off, Sheeple...and...and...and...
Just put the load, put the load, Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Get your COURAGE UP...folks, let's FReep Slick fer Left's crimes!!
The Left is sinking low, and I do believe it's time...
To take back this Great Nation...y'all know we'll have some fun!!
Who sent me here with her FReegards fer everyone!!

Take the load off, Ashcroft...INDICT SLICK WILLIE!!!
Take the load off, Congress...and...and...and...
Just fight Dem 'Ho's, Justice knows...RE-IMPEACH!!

Mudboy Slim (26 October 2001)

[Mudboy Slim]

What's up, my FRiend?! You wouldn't happen to have a link to that web address wherein a Good Conservative could have access to that hilarious book of yers, would ya?!

Much obliged...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"These spineless ones aren't going to do anything like that at this time; no matter what people say."

You could be right, my FRiend, however it doesn't hurt to ask that AT LEAST some of the most egregious of the items be scaled back--with some of the other jackboot powers that are already out there--with legislation that reins in the Police State.

"It'll be up to the SCOTUS to *fix* this, Mud."

That could take years...and who knows how much un-Constitutional damage could be done by then!!

FReegards...MUD

[Landru]

"That could take years...and who knows how much un-Constitutional damage could be done by then!!"

Well Mud?
That'd be about right.
Just-so-happens that's how long our beloved Dubya predicted this "war" on terrorism will take, eh?
Surely you know, timing is everything. {g}
...and yea, by then the SCOTUS will have gotten around to doing its job.

I guess we're all learning something, here.

[goldilucky]

I like Congressman Ron Paul and I think the Patriotic Bill is an "Unpatriotic Bill and a violation of the Constitution of the U.S.A.!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Just-so-happens that's how long our beloved Dubya predicted this "war" on terrorism will take, eh? Surely you know, timing is everything. {g}...and yea, by then the SCOTUS will have gotten around to doing its job."

I just ain't too hip on "temporarily" giving up my civil liberties...seems like we never quite get 'em all back and this is gettin' waaaay too close to Martial Law!! Can you believe how riled we'd be were Algore or Der SchleekMeister doing the same thing?! Heck, I'd be stormin' the White House RIGHT THIS MINUTE with my pitchfork in hand!!

A Federal Guv'ment that can SLAUGHTER 78 INNOCENT Men, Women, and Children at Waco and absolve every single Murderer of any blame whatsoever is not a Federal Guv'ment to whom I'm comfortable granting even more intrusive Police Powers!! Janet Reno should be Court-Martialed, Convicted, and Shot Dead fer that one...but instead she's the RATS' Number One Candidate fer Governor of Florida!! What gives?!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Yep...yep...and yep!!

FReegards...MUD

[goldilucky]

Hi and and an evening bump to ya!

[Landru]

"Can you believe how riled we'd be were Algore or Der SchleekMeister doing the same thing?! Heck, I'd be stormin' the White House RIGHT THIS MINUTE with my pitchfork in hand!!"

I'm not so sure I would've been, Mud.
Not had the nation just been attacked, as it was with Dubya in charge.
Even though I couldn't, can't, & never will stand even the mere mention of the SOB's name; I'd probably have just shut the hell up & watched.
Although my suspicions would easily be at a fever-pitch?
I'll tell ya this much; you think the tinfoil hat crowd wouldn't have been going ballistic had the WTC happened on Clintigula's watch?
Surely you recall the many & varied scenarios bandied-about that allegedly woul've granted the Bent1 true *Emporer* status??
Instead, he ruled over a stinkin' sink. {g}

"Janet Reno should be Court-Martialed, Convicted, and Shot Dead fer that one...but instead she's the RATS' Number One Candidate fer Governor of Florida!! What gives?!"

Got me, Mud.
Hell, NY voted that wench their senator.
I stopped wondering about the American people after that one.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Walking on FReedom Road (Another Classic from the Mind Of Luis Gonzalez)"

"I spied a man on a wheelchair working his way to the street corner where I stood, he was wearing a t-shirt with the words “United We Stand” written across his chest, as he came closer, his Purple Heart became noticeable, as did his sacrifice. I watched him roll into the crowd and disappear from view. El Nuevo Herald found him as well, and talked to the 56 year-old veteran, whose leg was lost in a far away place. He was still a refugee when he volunteered to fight for his new home, barely a man when he walked the rice paddies. Today, he’s willing to fight again."

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Even some Lib'rals are Admitting Conservatives are RIGHT!!"

"It is not a terrible thing to have been wrong. It is a terrible thing to have been so, and remain so, even in the face of overwhelming evidence."

Sympathetic FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...an evening bump to ya!"

And a mornin' bump back to you, my FRiend...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I'd probably have just shut the hell up & watched."

It ain't in my make-up, my FRiend...Sheeple who don't express their righteous outrage deserve--almost--the Slaughter to which they are being led by the Leftists!!

FReegards...MUD

[dwbh]

Thanks for the links, Mud. If you read the articles closely, Leahy is being criticized for his aggressive, vindictive style, not for his policy or ideas. And DeLay is being praised for his advocacy of child welfare, usually a cause favored by liberals. The main reason he supports it is because his wife works with child welfare.

So there's nothing in here that proves "conservatives are right"...if anything, it just proves the media isn't as left-wing biased as you thought they were! Imagine that!

[dwbh]

BTW, isn't it about time you started Thread #4?

[cardinal4]

Great song,and congrats on the baby!

[Landru]

I'll visit you, Mud.
Bring ya cigs (fer trading), mags (Newsweek, Time...all yer favs) & chocolate so you might maintain your physique. :o)

We're *individuals*, Mud.
We like & dislike a myriad of things, I'm sure; we conversely enjoy choosing a variety of ways in which we'll express ourselves.
Ways that're not really subject to the critisisms one might have to deal with if they lived under a Socialist, Communist, or Totalitarian nation where all are forced to be & act the same?
~Ain't American great?

FYI: Whatever I am, or am not?
I'd never even entertain the thought of broadcasting [it] on the Internet, in any event; for a fool I may be.
A loud-mouthed fool I'm not. -LOL-

[Mudboy Slim]

"Thanks for the links, Mud."

Yer welcome, my self-described liberal FRiend.

"If you read the articles closely, Leahy is being criticized for his aggressive, vindictive style, not for his policy or ideas."

Just to see Lefties criticize Leahy at all was what warmed my heart.

"And DeLay is being praised for his advocacy of child welfare, usually a cause favored by liberals. The main reason he supports it is because his wife works with child welfare."

SHEEESH...couldn't have anything to do with the fact that Delay's a caring, compassionate person, could it?! This Lib'ral Brainwashing you got is a tough thing to shake, ain't it?!

MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Thank you and I'll pass on the congrats to my brother and sister-in-law.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I'll visit you, Mud."

Fer now, at least, this is still America and you gotta break laws to git thrown in the pokey...and as the song that leads off this thread states, MUD don't break no laws!!

"We're *individuals*, Mud. We like & dislike a myriad of things, I'm sure; we conversely enjoy choosing a variety of ways in which we'll express ourselves. Ways that're not really subject to the critisisms one might have to deal with if they lived under a Socialist, Communist, or Totalitarian nation where all are forced to be & act the same? ~Ain't American great?"

Couldn't have said it better myself, my FRiend.

"FYI: Whatever I am, or am not? I'd never even entertain the thought of broadcasting [it] on the Internet, in any event; for a fool I may be. A loud-mouthed fool I'm not."

Yo comprendo, mi amigo...MUD (wink-wink...nudge-nudge)

[Mudboy Slim]

"BTW, isn't it about time you started Thread #4?"

Glad you asked...as soon as I finish a coupla songs I been workin' on, Thread #4 will be up and runnin'!!

FReegards, Lefty...MUD

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