Posted on 10/26/2001 3:22:36 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"The Wait..."
(To be sung to The Band's "The Weight")
I pulled into DeeCeeTown...met Dubyuh 'bout half past ten...
"Patriot, help US, please"..."Sir, I'll do my best!!"
"Hey Mudboy, can you tell me, how to counteract The Left?!"
MUD just grinned )=^D and shook his hand, "Yep!!" was all I said!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh, leave Ol' Slick fer ME!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh...and...and...and...
You put the load...put the load...Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Gathered up my facts...Willie Clinton gots no place to hide!!
Folks saw MUD's karma...and James Carville walkin' side by side...
MUD said, "Hey Carville...come on, you/me throwin' down!!"
James said, "NO...I fear ya, bro...but Mary'll stick aroun'!!"
Take the load off, Fuzzball...I'll do Slick fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Limbaugh...and...and...and...
You hand the ball...PASS the damn BALL to ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Stalked down Mark Warner...US FReeper Boyz, we don't play!!
Left fears the Truth...next election is Left's Judgement Day!!
The Truth, my FRiends...we shall make the Leftists[/Med'yuh/Soc'lists] see!!
MUD says, "Country's worth savin', folks, won't you help stand against Left's Tyranny?!!"
Take the load off, Granny...strike a blow fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Seniors...and...and...and...
Please put the load Right on me!!
Willie's Jesters hounded me...but I fought them with my thoughts...
Left said, "We would fix yer a$$, but MUD don't break no laws!!"
MUD said, "Wait a minute, Agent...you know MUD's a Peaceful Man."
He said, "That's Okay, Boy, I sure pray you git that pr**k!!!"
Take the load off, Country...fer OUR Country, FReep!!
Take the load off, Sheeple...and...and...and...
Just put the load, put the load, Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Get your COURAGE UP...folks, let's FReep Slick fer Left's crimes!!
The Left is sinking low, and I do believe it's time...
To take back this Great Nation...y'all know we'll have some fun!!
Who sent me here with her FReegards fer everyone!!
Take the load off, Ashcroft...INDICT SLICK WILLIE!!!
Take the load off, Congress...and...and...and...
Just fight Dem 'Ho's, Justice knows...RE-IMPEACH!!
Mudboy Slim (26 October 2001)
I had help...MUD
If not, pencil me in. :o)
C'mon TrashMouth, don't make me push the "Abuse" button on yer arse...I send these "Black" threads to my GrandmaC in Dover, Kansas (just outside of Topeka) and she don't cotton to yer FRench...capiche?!
LOL and FReegards...MUD
CHINA has closed its frontier with Pakistan, officials confirmed yesterday, as Beijing warily prepared for the first American military action in its backyard since the Vietnam War.
The Karakorum highway, the dramatic mountain route into Pakistan from the Chinese desert outpost of Kashgar, was sealed on Saturday, officials at the border post of Tashkurgan said.
China's short, and all but impassable border with Afghanistan is permanently closed to official traffic, and analysts said it was highly unlikely that Afghan refugees would head for China, where they could be assured of an unfriendly reception. [so...who are the Good Guys and who are the heartless TYRANTS?!]
China is normally strongly opposed to Western military interventions, especially when justified with moral arguments. China fears that the same arguments might one day justify western "meddling" in its own troubled regions of Xinjiang and Tibet, as well as in Taiwan.
This time Beijing is sitting on the fence, unwilling to approve unilateral American strikes but acutely aware that America is not in the mood for Chinese carping[!!]
As Communist leaders seek to buy more time, propaganda chiefs have ordered state media to play down the news from New York and Washington, banning it from front pages in favour of a long-running campaign to elevate the party chief, Jiang Zemin, to the ranks of history's greatest Marxists. [Jiang Zemin is a MURDEROUS, POWER-HUNGRY TYRANT not unlike Der SchleekMeister]
Many ordinary Chinese, fed on years of anti-American propaganda, have reacted to the attacks on America with a mixture of sympathy for those killed and satisfaction that the "bully" had been "taught a lesson".
Western diplomats predicted that China would urge that American action should be put to the United Nations Security Council, of which China is a permanent member and might simply abstain from any vote.
"They are pragmatic enough to know what is going to happen anyway," said one diplomat. "They don't like the idea of American troops in Pakistan, but if the US is saying `Be our friend or be our enemy', they don't want to be on the wrong side of that."
Western diplomats noted that China is currently on the back foot, after the "acutely embarrassing" disclosure that a Chinese delegation was in Kabul last week signing a trade and technical co-operation deal with the Taliban, hours before the attacks on New York and Washington.
Quite interesting, my FRiend...MUD
Karen
Sorta, IMHO...China as a Land Mass and as a People is NOT inherently EVIL, but the PRC most certainly is EVIL. Still, the PRC is simply a Collection of TYRANTS who dictate to their Citizenry even worse than our own Federal Leviathan does...IMO, a Vast Majority of the Chinese Sheeple are perfectly capable of striving for the Universal Individual Goals of Maintaining Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness.
The United Nations, OTOH, is inherently EVIL in that it attempts to APPOINT Effete Elite Individuals to Supercede the Sovereignty of Individual Nations, including those whose Representatives are democratically-elected. We should look to remove our US Presence and Support from the United Nations at our earliest convenience!!
FReegards...MUD
We definitely should remove ourselves from them. What do you think of our military men wearing the blue helmets(U.N. helmets)?
LOL...let's just say I'm not in favor of it.
(=^D...MUD
I don't know if *that* was a reprimand for my wisea$$ remark to Mud, or you're being serious...
But lookit; the play of words, I couldn't resist. Honest. ;^)
Don't worry; Nanna saw the same pic of her grandkid I did, then.
You know, the one taken in DC with grown people painted RW&B looking like they'd escaped from an asylum? ~That one.
The old girl knows damned well you run with a questionable crowd, Mud.
Trust me; her heart's stronger than you give her credit for.
Besides, she didn't get to be a Grand Mother *just* by being *sweet* or stuffing her Grandson with fried chicken, cake & cookies. OK?
*IF* she's not said anything about all that by now?
Obviously, it's cuz she loves ya. {g}
Facinating bit of news there, eh?
Frank & honest assessments of what's going down over there in PRC, too; with respect to this war.
Must be a foreign paper.
Sympathetic lot, the Chicoms; wonder if the US Lamestream will pickup on any number of angles that're there & report on 'em? (g)
LOL...believe me, GrandmaC's known I've been "fulla vinegar" fer quite few years now...she just don't like the cussin'!! Believe you me, I hear plenty about my liberal use of the word "whore"...)=^D!!
"The old girl knows damned well..."
She'll be spry 89 next Spring; however, I've come to realize that she is wise beyond her years. She'll take every penny you got playin' cards, mi amigo!!
"Besides, she didn't get to be a Grand Mother *just* by being *sweet* or stuffing her Grandson with fried chicken, cake & cookies."
Now yer talkin'...she and my Grandpa J. Lee C. used to have a chicken farm and I swear you have never tasted anything quite as heavenly as her Fried Chicken, Mashed Taters and White Gravy, and corn comin' out the yingyang!! Oh, and don't hold the unsweetened iced tea!! SHEEESH...I'm droolin' all over my 'puter...gotta go clean up and cheer on the Missuz!!
Talk at ya later, dude...MUD
What I wouldn't give for just a memory like that.
I'll bet her cookin' tasted as if it were catered by none-other than Heaven's Angels; & the chicken being fresh, free-ranging *like* Purdue's?
Well, life doesn't get any better than that.
Oh yea Mud...lookit, Son; about the signs you're takin' to your beautiful bride's race?
Mud? *Not* Bush/Chaney signs...I hope. {g}
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