Posted on 10/26/2001 3:22:36 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"The Wait..."
(To be sung to The Band's "The Weight")
I pulled into DeeCeeTown...met Dubyuh 'bout half past ten...
"Patriot, help US, please"..."Sir, I'll do my best!!"
"Hey Mudboy, can you tell me, how to counteract The Left?!"
MUD just grinned )=^D and shook his hand, "Yep!!" was all I said!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh, leave Ol' Slick fer ME!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh...and...and...and...
You put the load...put the load...Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Gathered up my facts...Willie Clinton gots no place to hide!!
Folks saw MUD's karma...and James Carville walkin' side by side...
MUD said, "Hey Carville...come on, you/me throwin' down!!"
James said, "NO...I fear ya, bro...but Mary'll stick aroun'!!"
Take the load off, Fuzzball...I'll do Slick fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Limbaugh...and...and...and...
You hand the ball...PASS the damn BALL to ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Stalked down Mark Warner...US FReeper Boyz, we don't play!!
Left fears the Truth...next election is Left's Judgement Day!!
The Truth, my FRiends...we shall make the Leftists[/Med'yuh/Soc'lists] see!!
MUD says, "Country's worth savin', folks, won't you help stand against Left's Tyranny?!!"
Take the load off, Granny...strike a blow fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Seniors...and...and...and...
Please put the load Right on me!!
Willie's Jesters hounded me...but I fought them with my thoughts...
Left said, "We would fix yer a$$, but MUD don't break no laws!!"
MUD said, "Wait a minute, Agent...you know MUD's a Peaceful Man."
He said, "That's Okay, Boy, I sure pray you git that pr**k!!!"
Take the load off, Country...fer OUR Country, FReep!!
Take the load off, Sheeple...and...and...and...
Just put the load, put the load, Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Get your COURAGE UP...folks, let's FReep Slick fer Left's crimes!!
The Left is sinking low, and I do believe it's time...
To take back this Great Nation...y'all know we'll have some fun!!
Who sent me here with her FReegards fer everyone!!
Take the load off, Ashcroft...INDICT SLICK WILLIE!!!
Take the load off, Congress...and...and...and...
Just fight Dem 'Ho's, Justice knows...RE-IMPEACH!!
Mudboy Slim (26 October 2001)
But thanks anyway Mud.
Nice down home patriotic essay by Charlie Daniels.
I love Charlie D..... from way back when. Schaffer Music Festival, Central Park, 1974. Charlie opened for ZZ Top! What a night.
He is one of my many favorites.
But I'm gonna have a devil of a time imaginging you without your lovely ears, bunny.
Hope Nick knows about this... {g}
Hey, I don't adjust to change real well anyway...
~That's why I'm conservative.
Samwise Gamgee.
Shalom.
FReegards...MUD
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[Em]No one knows what [G]it's like, to [D]be the bad man,
to be the [C]sad man, [A]Be[Aaddb]hind Blue[A] eyes.
[Em]No one knows what [G]it's like to [D]be hated,
To be [C]fated, to [A]tell[Aaddb]ing only[A] lies.
{c:Chorus:}
But my [C]dre[D]ams, they [G]aren't as empty,
As my [C]con[D]science [E]seems to be
I [C]have hours, [D]only lonely
My love is [Bm]vengence that's [A]never free
No one knows that it's like to feel these feelings
Like I do, and I blame you.
No one bites back as hard on their anger,
None of my pain and woe, can show through.
{c:Chorus.}
[D]When my [Bm]fist [A]clenches crack [E]it open,
[Bm]before I use [G]it and loose [D]my cool.
When I [Bm]smile tell [A]me some bad [E]news,
before I [Bm]laugh and [A]act like a [E]fool
And if I swallow anything evil,
stick your finger down my throat.
If I shiver please give me a blanket,
keep me warm let me wear your coat.
No one knows what it's like, to be the bad man,
To be the sad man, behind blue eyes.
FReegards...MUD
Neat. :^)
SchapzMYbi+c#...MUD
Yep...you ever hear Elvis's rendition of "America the Beautiful"?!
Bring a tear to yer eye, it will...MUD
Great minds.........MUD
Role models are GOOD, IMHO.
"Off the top of my head my answer is ... (drum roll please)...Samwise Gamgee."
Wise selection, my hairy-footed FRiend...MUD
You and me both...sometimes. Bilbo's definitely more of a stud, IMHO, than FRodo, who's a bit uptight fer me.
FReegards...MUD
BTW...do you believe the rumor that Bilbo's memory loss was a result of an over-indulgence in lemba and other assorted Middle-Earth Nature Treats?!
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