"Black III"

FRiendsOfMarkEarley...calm...60%-35%!! ^ | 26 October 2001 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Wait..."
(To be sung to The Band's "The Weight")

I pulled into DeeCeeTown...met Dubyuh 'bout half past ten...
"Patriot, help US, please"..."Sir, I'll do my best!!"
"Hey Mudboy, can you tell me, how to counteract The Left?!"
MUD just grinned )=^D and shook his hand, "Yep!!" was all I said!!

Take the load off, Dubyuh, leave Ol' Slick fer ME!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh...and...and...and...
You put the load...put the load...Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Gathered up my facts...Willie Clinton gots no place to hide!!
Folks saw MUD's karma...and James Carville walkin' side by side...
MUD said, "Hey Carville...come on, you/me throwin' down!!"
James said, "NO...I fear ya, bro...but Mary'll stick aroun'!!"

Take the load off, Fuzzball...I'll do Slick fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Limbaugh...and...and...and...
You hand the ball...PASS the damn BALL to ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Stalked down Mark Warner...US FReeper Boyz, we don't play!!
Left fears the Truth...next election is Left's Judgement Day!!
The Truth, my FRiends...we shall make the Leftists[/Med'yuh/Soc'lists] see!!
MUD says, "Country's worth savin', folks, won't you help stand against Left's Tyranny?!!"

Take the load off, Granny...strike a blow fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Seniors...and...and...and...
Please put the load Right on me!!

Willie's Jesters hounded me...but I fought them with my thoughts...
Left said, "We would fix yer a$$, but MUD don't break no laws!!"
MUD said, "Wait a minute, Agent...you know MUD's a Peaceful Man."
He said, "That's Okay, Boy, I sure pray you git that pr**k!!!"

Take the load off, Country...fer OUR Country, FReep!!
Take the load off, Sheeple...and...and...and...
Just put the load, put the load, Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Get your COURAGE UP...folks, let's FReep Slick fer Left's crimes!!
The Left is sinking low, and I do believe it's time...
To take back this Great Nation...y'all know we'll have some fun!!
Who sent me here with her FReegards fer everyone!!

Take the load off, Ashcroft...INDICT SLICK WILLIE!!!
Take the load off, Congress...and...and...and...
Just fight Dem 'Ho's, Justice knows...RE-IMPEACH!!

Mudboy Slim (26 October 2001)

[Mudboy Slim]

Hummin's GOOD...Thanks!!

"If I Were the President"
(To be sung to the Four Tops' "If I were a Carpenter...")

If I were the President...and you hurt my Nation...
Would you label me IGNORANT?! Why'd you label Bush IGNORANT?!!**
Won't you bite me, Medyuh?!!
If I'd SLAUGHTERED Waco's kids...would you still love me?
Ohhhh...considerin' the necks I'd break...don't reckon you'd like me much...

[To Slick Willie hisself]
SHAME on you fer Kosovo...SHAME on you fer Waco!!
Boy, now yer dealin' with Justice Time...MUD'll haunt all yer tomorrows!!
If I sang accross this Land...could ya still IGNORE ME?!
I'm tellin' ya, Billie, "RUSH IS GOOD!!"
I'd love you to LOATHE ME!!!

If I wuz a Builder...could Left's thugs find me?!
We'll overthrow Vile DemocRATS...
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!!!
If I were the Governor...and you were a lady...
Well, now...would ya deny me, silly wench?! Won'tcha ICE THAT DOWN, BABY!?!

If I were the President, and you were my Jewel...
Now, would ya Kiss My Flame? (Would you, Fragile Flame?)**
Won'tcha love me, lady?!

OuterBanksMUDrevisited...9/18/01

BTW...the "**" is were I need the assistance of the FReeperGal Chorus...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[dwbh]

He's at 55 West 125th Street, NYC, NY 10027. Tell me when you're about to come up -- I love watching the Secret Service go to work. =P

[Landru]

I was serious as a heart attack when I said, you don't need a specific addy, Muddy1.
*Everyone* in Harlem knows where the First Black President is holded-up if no one else does.

"Slimey bastard just pisses me off and I'd..."

I swear; one of these days, JR The Recognizer's gonna swoop down & >>BOING<<.

Why would ya do that to us, huh? {g}

[Mudboy Slim]

"He's at 55 West 125th Street, NYC, NY 10027."

Appreciate it, my self-described liberal FRiend...

"Tell me when you're about to come up -- I love watching the Secret Service go to work. =P"

ROFL!! Betcha I know more Secret Service guys than you do...still, I'll wait fer Slick Willie to come to me. Patience is a character trait which I have worked to mightily to develop since '96...and I've always found the Surprise Attack to be the most effective.

MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Slimey bastard just pisses me off and I'd..."

"I swear; one of these days, JR The Recognizer's gonna swoop down..."

JimRob, sir...is calling the EX-Traitor-in-Chief a "slimey bastard" against FR Rules?

Thanks...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I love watching the Secret Service go to work."

BTW...in my conversations with the SS folks, they clarified--on audio-cassette--that the laws protecting EX-POTUS's are much less onerous than the ones protecting existing Commanders-in-Chief. For example, if some Patriot were to get in Slick's face and tick him off to the point that the EX-First Felon takes the first swing, the Patriot has the Right to Defend Himself and the SS Agents will NOT intervene unless Slick were on the verge of being killed. A talented Patriot could do a lotta damage without putting Slick's life at risk.

Interesting, eh?!

MUD

[Jim Robinson]

Well, he is a genuine bastard and he's definitely slimey.... truth is not slander.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Eve Of Destruction"
(By that Good Ol' Lefty GoPatGoer, Barry McGuire)

The eastern world it is explodin',
Violence flarin', bullets loadin'!!
You're old enough to kill but not for votin',
You don't believe in war, what's that gun you're totin'?!
And even the Jordan River has bodies floatin'...

But you tell me over and over and over again, my FRiend,
Ah, you don't believe we're on the Eve of Destruction.

Don't you understand, what I'm trying to say?
Can't you feel the fears I'm feeling today?
If the button is pushed, there's no running away,
There'll be no one to save with the world in a grave,
Take a look around you, boy, it's bound to scare you, boy, and you tell me...

But you tell me over and over and over again, my FRiends,
Ah, you don't believe we're on the Eve of Destruction.

Yeah, my blood's so mad, feels like coagulatin',
I'm sittin' here, just contemplatin',
I can't twist the truth, it knows no regulation,
Handful of Senators don't pass legislation,
And marches alone can't bring integration,
When human respect is disintegratin',
This whole crazy world is just too frustratin', and you tell me...

Over and over and over again, my FRiends,
Ah, you don't believe we're on the Eve of Destruction.

Think of all the hate there is in Red China!
Then take a look around to Selma, Alabama!
Ah, you may leave here, for four days in space,
But when your return, it's the same old place,
The poundin' of the drums, the pride and disgrace,
You can bury your dead, but don't leave a trace,
Hate your next-door-neighbour, but don't forget to say grace, and you tell me...

Over and over and over again, my FRiends,
Ah, you don't believe we're on the Eve of Destruction...
Ah, you don't believe we're on the Eve of Destruction.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...truth is not slander."

Thank you, sir.

Always good to get the word from the top.

Utmost FReegards...MUD

[Landru]

Gezzz Mud; ya got the Old Man to respond!!

Kinda like kneeing by your bed at night & opening your prayer with, "Dear Lord Hear My Prayer"...

Then a Heavenly baritone voice interrupts, "Yea I hear ya; whadda ya want now?"

There's a real similarity here...

[Mudboy Slim]

"There's a real similarity here..."

Naww...JimRob's very down-to-Earth and he's Good People. I had the honor of shaking his hand down at the South Carolina Award Ceremony for Linda Tripp in July 2000.

FReegards...MUD

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Take the load off, Ashcroft...

Might I suggest a change to that line?

Take a load off, Beaver-faced, Let-Xlintons-Slide Police-statist...

Weeeeeeeeelllll.....  could use some work. Sure messes up the beat...

Coming to the Support American rally in DeeCee tomorrow?

[FallGuy]

BUMP to the MUD! Good one Mud!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Coming to the Support American rally in DeeCee tomorrow?"

I really, really shouldn't considering everything on my plate these days...but I just might anyway. It's been too long since I hooked up with y'all RightWingWhackos!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Thank you, sir.

FReegards...MUD

BTW...I do a durn good Robbie Robertson impression and it'll bring a tear to yer eye when I finish FReepin' "The Night They Drove Ol' Dixie Down."

[Mudboy Slim]

"RagTag Taliban "militia" Getting Whupped Like Helpless, Faceless Women!!"

I haven't yet checked my sources in the Koran; however, it is my understanding that Allah's alleged offer to service Taliban Martyrs with 40 VestalVirgins is NOT redeemable when you get killed in a front-line bunker somewheres in the Wasteland that is Afghanistan.

My my my...aren't these dudes gonna be disappointed?!

SupportOurTroops...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

One of these days, I'm gonna figger out--and memorize--the spelling of yer Screen Name and you, too, will be amongst the MudBumpShortList!!

LOL and FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Warner Illicits Support from Eco-Terrorist Faction of LeftWing!!"

Earley 60%...Warner 35%...MUD

BTW...am I the only one who enjoys spittin' tobacky juice on Panny Rhodes?

[Mudboy Slim]

"Bite ME, Slick...You Bully!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Gimme Back My Bullet")

My life's been strange since I began FReepin' Slick...
'Cuz I sing the Hard Line..."Throw Slick Willie in the Clink!!"
But I'll keep on FReepin' like all Patriots do...
Bubba, I got my Band together...gonna ROCK all over you!!

Bite ME, Slick...you Bully!!
Prison's Right where you belong...
Ain't foolin' 'round, boy...get off Air Force One!!
We're gonna FReep 'til yer reign is done!!
Bite ME, Slick...you Bully!!!

Scair't Left-Wing sheeple done hacked my 'puter down...
But we'll have Ol' Slick on his knees...gonna force Slick outta town!!
Folks, Slick's leavin' this Game one step ahead of MUD...
And you WILL see Slick IN CHAINS...Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!

Re-Impeach Slick Willie!!
Prison's right where Slick belongs!!!
Must cast Bill down...or Equal Justice is DONE...
Nation SHALL rise up...DETHRONE CLINTON!!!
Re-Impeach...then Convict Slick Willie!!
You'd best RESIGN, Billy...

(Guitar Jammin')

Been on Slick's butt since back in Ninety-Three...
Feds told me to stop...but I am, therefore I FReep!!
Now MUD's got a Band, we're gettin' better every day...
Tell all them Republicans..."Betta got outta our way!!"
Bite ME, Slick...you Bully!!!
Hell is right where you belong!!
You've met yer match, boy, you TREASONOUS SCUM...
Ain't gonna see no more damage done!!
Re-Impeach...then Convict Slick Willie!!!

(Guitar Jammin' to fade)

Mudboy Slim

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. DISBAR. DE-PENSION. INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

It's that simple, folks...MUD

1 Posted on 08/18/2000 08:42:40 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Justice@in't.NEGOTIABLE!!!)

BTW...if Slick takes the first swing, a Patriot could whup Slick's arse and the SS will stand by and watch. Hint hint...LOL!! I'm on hellUVA taunter, too...=^D!!

[jamaksin]

Writ of Mandamus - originates from Old England common law and is an element in American's legal system today.

Basically it is a mechansim to order and enforce the performance of a specific public duty. If this is not done then a public explanation is required giving cause(s) why not.

Example, klintoon's disbarment proceeding in Arkansas was initiated/forced under a Writ of Mandamus.

Janet Reno could have been acted upon via a Writ of Mandamus to reveal the LaBella memorandum ... she would have claimed "some priviledge" and the court would have had to decide ... A court decision becomes a "precedence" ... as in, for example, another klintoon ploy ... the so-called "protective right" priviledge which the Supreme Court ruled on ... setting a precedence for further Presidents.

So, when in doubt ... let it snow "Writs of Mandamus."