"Black III"

FRiendsOfMarkEarley...calm...60%-35%!! ^ | 26 October 2001 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Wait..."
(To be sung to The Band's "The Weight")

I pulled into DeeCeeTown...met Dubyuh 'bout half past ten...
"Patriot, help US, please"..."Sir, I'll do my best!!"
"Hey Mudboy, can you tell me, how to counteract The Left?!"
MUD just grinned )=^D and shook his hand, "Yep!!" was all I said!!

Take the load off, Dubyuh, leave Ol' Slick fer ME!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh...and...and...and...
You put the load...put the load...Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Gathered up my facts...Willie Clinton gots no place to hide!!
Folks saw MUD's karma...and James Carville walkin' side by side...
MUD said, "Hey Carville...come on, you/me throwin' down!!"
James said, "NO...I fear ya, bro...but Mary'll stick aroun'!!"

Take the load off, Fuzzball...I'll do Slick fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Limbaugh...and...and...and...
You hand the ball...PASS the damn BALL to ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Stalked down Mark Warner...US FReeper Boyz, we don't play!!
Left fears the Truth...next election is Left's Judgement Day!!
The Truth, my FRiends...we shall make the Leftists[/Med'yuh/Soc'lists] see!!
MUD says, "Country's worth savin', folks, won't you help stand against Left's Tyranny?!!"

Take the load off, Granny...strike a blow fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Seniors...and...and...and...
Please put the load Right on me!!

Willie's Jesters hounded me...but I fought them with my thoughts...
Left said, "We would fix yer a$$, but MUD don't break no laws!!"
MUD said, "Wait a minute, Agent...you know MUD's a Peaceful Man."
He said, "That's Okay, Boy, I sure pray you git that pr**k!!!"

Take the load off, Country...fer OUR Country, FReep!!
Take the load off, Sheeple...and...and...and...
Just put the load, put the load, Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Get your COURAGE UP...folks, let's FReep Slick fer Left's crimes!!
The Left is sinking low, and I do believe it's time...
To take back this Great Nation...y'all know we'll have some fun!!
Who sent me here with her FReegards fer everyone!!

Take the load off, Ashcroft...INDICT SLICK WILLIE!!!
Take the load off, Congress...and...and...and...
Just fight Dem 'Ho's, Justice knows...RE-IMPEACH!!

Mudboy Slim (26 October 2001)

[Victoria Delsoul]

Pass the soap...

Is it Landru or Laundry? :-)

[Mudboy Slim]

I Believe In--and CHOOSE--Life, too...MUD

[b4its2late]

BTTT for ya!

[Mudboy Slim]

"RadioFR...TONITE!! 9:00 PM EST...Be There or Spend the Rest of Your Life LYIN', Sayin' That You Were!!"

Anticipatory FReegards...MUD

[Landru]

Look.
I'd give it to you in Spanish; but, it doesn't translate.
Not my fault...crazy Spaniards, I guess? Incurable romantics. Emotional & passionate; as such, narrow.

Apparently; while the Rain in Spain may in-fact fall mainly on the plain?
Nonetheless, the Spaniards haven't heard of Star Trek & the corny characters therein?
...now this dirty ol' dawg sure could use a bar of soap.
A perfect time for you to demonstrate your, "compassionate conservatism" via a honest, unadulterated act of mercy. eh?
Nu Yawkas...buy 'em books. Send 'em to school. Look what they do.
{& don't bother rearin' back to kick me in the shins again, either. This time I'm wearing my old hockey shin-guards; & you will learn the meaning of Turf-Toe. Keep you outa your ballet slippers for weeks...}

btw; not that you'd ever admit it in a month of Blue Moons...
But, I'm thinking you share more than a few mighty similar characteristics to an elegant Lady I once made the acquaintance of.
She always addressed gentlemen by first using the preface, "Mr"; ie, "Hello, Mr. Parker" for example?
~Was a long time ago, in another time & place, on the other side of the cyber-universe.
Happier times, to be sure.
It'd sure answer an awful lot of questions; yessir, it sure would.
...& it's the candy jpegs & this person's affinity for candy, especially chocolates, which are speaking to me the loudest, too.

Of course, I'm but a mere mutt.
Although a dawg (like me) does more than its fair share of speaking?
Some dawgs also listen carefully, too.

I'm sure I am mistaken.
Story of my life...

[patent]

LOL. Thanks for the bump and a bump back.

[B4Ranch]

Thanks, Friend.

[Mudboy Slim]

De nada, mi amigo...still think that one deserves its own thread (hint, hint)!!

FReegards...MUD

[Snow Bunny]

You are just SOooooo good !!!!!!

Tra lalalalalalla la la la la

[Ragtime Cowgirl]

Sing it a little louder, ping for you, Mud. Great link. Here's a repost of Cordova Belle's original thread about the church's response to the Nazis - and one new thread of the believe it or not variety. (^:

A Defining Moment

Letter to President Bush, from the Teacher Union President: We Support You in the War on Terrorism

[Mudboy Slim]

Thank you kindly, my FRiend...MUD

BTW...check out the link at #164 if you get the chance, AnnaZ and Mercuria are a hoot!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Yer welcome, my FRiend...and come back and visit Black III through Black XX!! We've got an EX-Traitor-in-Chief to Imprison!!! Then, we'll let the Prisoners do what they always do to Rapists and ChildKillers!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

De nada, mi amigo...and don't fergit to bump me up when you post that story as its own thread!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Duhhhh...been a long day and I'm repeating myself...MUD

[Victoria Delsoul]

especially chocolates, which are speaking to me the loudest, too.

There you go. :-)

[Mudboy Slim]

WOOO-HOOOOO, yer book, "Downside Legacy at Two Degrees of President Clinton: Missile Defense" arrived today!! I can't wait to curl up on my couch and read it cover to cover!! My only quibble so far is your back page's "About the Author: Sandra Venable is common as dirt..."

What's so FReepin' "common" about DIRT?!!

Please, A-G, if you would be so kind as to link the orderin' info fer yer book for Lurkers and Newbies who may notbe up to speed on yer limitless store of research info, I'd be plum appreciative!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...this person's affinity for candy, especially chocolates, which are speaking to me the loudest, too."

You want chocolate, BOY?! SHEEESH...we bought plenty for Halloween and then the kids brought in a huge take while the Trick-or-Treater count at the MudCave was at an all-time low (Medyuh Fear-induced, perhaps?) Anyway, MUD's attempt to Slim down before the holidays is gonna take quite a hit if I don't get rid of a large percentage of this damn candy!! You want it...it's yers!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Thanks, SB...you and Billie just got a huge plug from AnnaZ and Mercuria for your USO threads!! You go, girls!!

BTW...does Bob Hope really lurk?! If so, tell him I said hello!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Domestic enemies of the state" is whoever the government declares that it is."

Yep...can you even fathom the OUTRAGE FReepers would be venting right now were these measures being enacted by an Algore Administration?! Fortunately, God Forbade...but I'm officially against this mis-named USA Patriot Act of 2001, and I admittedly don't even know all the provisions of the legislation!!

"IMHO, this is shaping up to be another federal power grab."

IMHO, yer humble opinion is right on target!!

FReegards...MUD